The Wan Die Squad (by recreationalsadist)

One by one fluffies at the Bob Ross Maximum Security Fluffy Shelter were let out of their cages and led to a room where they had explosive collars placed around their necks.

The Bob Ross Shelter held only the most violent and dangerous fluffies, ones so vicious they couldn’t be allowed in the general population for fear of what they’d do.

These fluffies were being recruited for a top-secret government taskforce.

Poopieshot, an Earthie fluffy notorious for the accuracy of his sorry-poopies.

Bwockiebustew, A giant, simple-minded Earthie brute with incredible strength and endurance.

Captain Sowwypoopies: A unicorn. His sorry-poopies come back to him for some reason.

Bwonze Big Kitty-Munstah: A pegasus master of many forms of hoof-to-hoof combat.

Pwetty Mawe: A really pretty unicorn. Who has actual magic? From her evil other half.

Once assembled they were told what was going to happen.

If they completed their missions they’d get time off their sentences and sketties.

They all immediately agreed after hearing the second part of that.

If they tried to run away though their collars would explode their heads.

They didn’t like that.

Their team would be known as Task Force F and they had their first target:

They were to find and assassinate the fugitive murderer Jonathan Mongola.

Apparently him being at large was a possible threat to a mayoral candidate’s chances to win.

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This is basically me being up too late.

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Jonathan Mongola belongs to @BFM101

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