Timmy the flying Pegasus (Carniviousduck)

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This is great!

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It is entirely possible that he does not remember his previous attempts.

Because of head injuries from previous attempts.

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I believe in you, Timmy!

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sign

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At this point he should lose “wingie” privileges for his safety!

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Going by the surrounding objects I think his owner is either an idiot or doing this on purpose.
Also:
“JUMP! YOU CAN FLY, TIMMY! DO IT!”

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Even easier, just get the Heavy Friend. Starting at only $89.99 from Hasbio. Just put this on his back, and he will be great at staying put!

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Needs moronbox tag imo

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I’d be interested in seeing Timmy try to fly from the roof.

Or through a burning hoop.

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Did not know that existed

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Thats why it has the picture

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They might misinterpret that as ‘no laying down with legs extended’.

And the Darwin Awards go to…

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This time you will break your legs or die, gud luck!

YOU CANT FLY, YOU DUMBASS

This time for sure! Also lol @the “Poo Palace” book. Excellent callback to an earlier CD piece. Fluffy art aficionados will instantly recognize it for its effortless preeminence, being most aptly described as a “Roman wilderness of pain” by one of our community’s most refined connoisseurs of fluffy imagery.

He is just falling with style.

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timmy is beautiful