if you did this to a micro it would just piss him off lol
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THE DETAILS 
Fawn you never fail to impress with the quality of your art, absolute talent!
Aww. Sad.
A chirpy that small has to be a runt, so it’s a con either way.
3/05/2026
Skill issue, he should have been born earlier, then he wouldn’t be so small
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The complex biological container is worth more than that thing, how is this sustainable lmao. Reminds me of Detroit become human, with advanced technology sold at a loss just to get it into the hands of customers.
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That’s a real good point. Like maybe if you return the cans for further use? But yeahhh
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Who invented the canned babies
That’s an interesting question. They’ve been around for a very very very long time.
Carpdime was the first I saw of it I think but I wouldn’t count on him being the inventor of the concept
Is there a fish boy archive?
Don’t know that username. Search doesn’t pull up anything for me
It’s a joke friend
Carpe Diem
Seize the day
Carp in denim
Fish in pants
There isn’t a carpe archive, directly .. Sadly
well obviously you have to draw him dead on march 5th but on may 3rd you have to draw him as a sophisticated gentleman sipping tea
I always assumed carpdime was just an anagram kind of thing of carpe diem but their pfp last I saw was a koi fish so they are in fact embracing the carp
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I’m much more of a Memento Mori guy myself
looking forward to the aftermath heh
itd be cute to see you do more foal in a can stuff btw!!
The point is not to sell the fluffies, but to make them so inocuous and common you have to buy the overpriced Fluffy Products.
Like free to play games, they get money from whales aka hugboxers that spend thousands on their little shitrats.
This is an interesting concept to think about
the idea that some foal in a can companies stuff chirppies in cans at a too young age
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How can they be too young? They’re stuffed in there within about an hour after being born.