Its raccoon the trash panda fluffy!
Kibble-roni & Cheese…
Trademarking/copyrighting that as a fluffyverse product. 
~chuckles picturing the dust in the bag being as much ‘cheese’ powder as kibble powder and that it makes its own ‘gravy’ (cheese sauce) when you add water. Just microwave a few seconds and serve.~
You get what you are given you little shit and you wil like it, otherwise you can run
with the raccoons !
Sounds like a request not a demand. you may live another day.
but no. 
Put it in a meat grinder with the rest of its kind.
No, now hold still, your paint is starting to peel.
“Daddeh… paint no smeww pwetty…”
Quiet, unless you want to spend another day in the sorry can.
What a greedy and ungrateful little fuck.
So a thrashing is in order.
Just a trashing, I think.
I like it, also that he’s still miserable