Huuuuuu [cries]
uh? [curious man finds the source of the cry]
Huuuhuuuu mama.. nee’ miwkies
Huu mama bebe am hungwy huu
Sowwi bebes, mama nu hab nummies an nu has miwkies
Huuuuu pweese mama! Bestest bebe nee miwkies!
huuu sowwi widdwe bebes [stomach growls]
… mama… wai wook at bebe?… [mama grab bebe] upsies? [mama lick bebe]
Huuuuu sowwi widdwe bebe, mama wub ou buh nee nummies to make miwkies fow bestest bebe..
Wah… nu.. nu. NU! Nuuuuuuu nu num bebe! Am owni widdwe bebe huuu, WIDDWE BEBE WOB OU MAMA EEEEEEEK!
[mama opens mouth ready to munch on bebe] NUUUUUUU [foal in panic]
Woah whoa woah! [curious man stops the mama] why are you trying to eat your bebe?
Huuu sowwi mista buh mama am too hungwi an’ nee miwkies fow otah bebe [mama stomach still growls]
Huu pweese mama! Nummie bwoda an’ giv miwkies huuu
Bebe am hungwi huuu [“bestest’s stomach gwowls]
Hungry you say? [inspect foal] you seems a too chubby for some one who’s starving..
Bebe nu am chubbi! Am widdwe bebe!!
Oh no.. oh nononono [man backs away]
Wat wong mista? [worried mama]
I think thats not a bebe [all three fluffly gasp] i think this bebe is a tricky monster!
Wat am twiki monsta? [scared mama]
A tricky monster is a very vicious monster that pretends to be your bebe only to steal all the milkies and nummies while the other bebes starve to death..
-gasp!- bebe am twiki monsta?!?
Nuuuuuuu bebe nu am twiki monsta! Am onwi widdwe bebe!
See? Its doing it again!
When these monsters get caught they get angry and try to rise as much pity as they possibly can… and since they looks like bebes its very easy to get away for them..
Bu- buh bebe… mama wov bebe! Bebe… bebe am gud bebe?.. [disbelieved mama]
Look little fluffy… i bet you had many other cute little bebes…
Yus… mama had otah bebe…
And how many of them you had to num to feed this one?…
… [mama look bebe bad] … bebe am… -grunt- BEBE AMS TWIKI MONSTA!
WAH!?! NUUUUUU MAMA PWEEESE! AM OU BEBE! NU AM MONSTA!!
Meani twiki monsta made mama num otah pwetty bebe… huuuu… nu am ou mama no mow.. fwuffi nu am mama o’ TWIKI MONSTA!
NUUUUUUUU MAMA MAMA! NU WAN GO FOWEVA SWEEEPIES NUUUU [moma place her hoof on former bebe stomach]
Woah woah woah! Hold your horses [batum tss] you cant simply stomp it.
Den wat do nice mista?
These things are pretty resilient, just stomping wont kill em!
…
You have to eat it!
Wah!? Nu wan nummie meanie monsta!
I know, I know, its pretty disgusting.
But dont worry, i have something that can help the process!
Now first lick this.. [man let lick lemon to fluffy]
Bleeeeh! Wai nice mista give bad nummie to fwuffi?!?
Its a lemon, its really sour i know, but its needed for the ritual!
Now open your mouth again [man place a miracle berry] and num it
Hmmm hmmm, dis nummie am betta!
Now lick the lemon again
Nu! Nu wan bad nummie!
You have to or the monster will eat you.
Hmmm -lick lick- hmmm!?.. -lick lick- hmmm! Wemon nu am baddie nu mow! Am sweeti nummie now!
Eheh told you.
Now [man get serious] eat the monster now if you want to save your bebe!
-grunt- [mama looks at terrified bebe] meani musta wan to giv weaw bebe foweva sweepies and num mama… now mama num meani munsta!
NOOOOOOO MAMA PWEEEESE SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE! [crunch] BEBE NU AM MUNSTA PWEEESE MAMA PWEEEEESE SKREEEEEEE! [munch] -caf caf- MAMAAA MAAMAAA BIGGEST HUWTIES!!! SKREEEEEEE- [crunch munch gulp]
Good job
Now last piece… make the bebe drink the milk!
W- Wah? Wai!?
Only the pure heart of a good bebe and vanquish the demonic souls of the twiki monsta! [in deep voice]
Oohh.. weww fow dat, bebe nee’ to wait fow a widdwe bit.
An’ …Mama sabe weaw bebe… tank ou nice mista! [cheers the mama with still blood dropping from her mouth]
No problemo… hey way so sad now?
Mama wost many bebes fo dat meani twiki munsta.. huuu… miss aww bebe…
Nu wowy mama.. widdwe bebe am stiw here.. bebe gonna pwotect mama
Tank ou bebe… mama wob ou [cuddles an’ snuggles] -choo choo-
Buh nice mishta.. what bebe an’ mama do nao?
END 1
since you two are alone now… why dont you come to my house!
-gasp- weavy?!?! [man nods] Yeeeeeeey! Mama an bebe hav nicest niu dadde eba!
[man picks up both] Bebe wub niu dadde yeeeeey!
Hahahahahaha
[they all disappears in the sunset]
END 2
Do not fret little fluffy friends!
There are other tricky monsters to defeat and meres to protect.
And I have choose you to be my companions in this terrible quest.
Ou wan mama an’ bebe hewp ou?
Yes, i cannot promise you it will be a safe task..
Uhm..
BUT
EEEEK [both fluffies get scared]
It would be easier to stay in group.. now come little family, lets go home.
You need some rest before our next mission!
[both fluffies happy yeeee in unison] ya’ll sleep outside tho
[both fluffies sad yeeee in unison]
END 3
[Man stares at both fluffies] hmmm
wat am mista fink?
i like you both, but you have seen too much
wat dat mean nice minshta- [man grabs the fluffy mamaby the mane] SCREEEEEEE OWIES! BAD UPSIEEEEEEE— -GACK- [Man breacks neck of mama fluff]
SCREEEEEE MAAAMAAAA! [bebe piss and shits herself in fear] WAI MISHTA GIB HUBTIES TO MAMA! SCREEEEEEEE -gack- -pop- [man steps on bebe]
hm, another evil vanquished from my heaven [accomplished man leaves the alley]
I had this story taking dust on my phone notes and didnt post it because i didnt know how to end it.
Anyway, choose your favorite end.