Two-Faced Part 6 (By: CaptainPringles89)

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Earlier today I was like “oh no, I will never finish today’s comic in time for my arbitrarily chosen daily ‘schedule’! This is so sad.”
Jokes on past me, he’s stupid lmao.

Here’s some headcanon for you, because people (including myself) were talking about it in the comments in the last post.

  • Fluffies in my universe are never mean unless in retaliation or because of past trauma. This includes feral fluffies, and smarties.
  • Smarties are leaders of the herd through being the most assertive, not the meanest or even the smartest.
  • The feral problem has largely sorted itself. Due to fluffies being rather shit at surviving even in urban areas, they are vastly outcompeted by rats and mice. In rural areas… Yeah they’re gone. As such, feral fluffy populations have fallen massively, but they’re still around because some bleeding heart types take care of them.
  • On topic of ferals, most are unicorns or alicorns because their horn is basically the only form of protection a fluffy has. Over the years, this has led to most other kinds of fluffies being largely absent from feral communities.
  • Fluffy parents don’t kill alicorns, but they are afraid of them and humorously try and placate them to keep them from killing the family, something no alicorn would or is even capable of doing.
  • Abuse of fluffies is still technically allowed in most countries because of a law that was passed after the Cleveland fiasco. The law hasn’t been repealed, but abusing fluffies is a social taboo nowadays.
  • Fluffies aren’t made of paper, but they aren’t super durable either. Foals are still rather fragile but adult fluffies can’t be cut with like… a pair of safety scissors.
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Ditto.

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Oh shit here we go again

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Sounds like someone is looking to get six-pooled.

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I hope there are enough ferals around in your universe to sate my bloodlust

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Sorry buddy, your bloodlust must be sated by commercialism. Foal-in-a-can for little fellas and your local fluffy mill for the big fellas.

Real sad boy hours for the abusers in this universe.

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Part 7

THE NEED FOR MORE SUPPLY DEPOTS INTENSIFIES

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love your headcanon. my pet peeve is stories where the fluffies have infested the forests, but literally burst on impact

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Even with their rapid reproduction, the idea that fluffies just survive anywhere doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me. They’re slow, have no effective defensive measures and are predisposed to friendliness, which means they have like no survival instinct. They also can’t really do anything with their limited intelligence since they don’t have opposable thumbs or any sort of dexterity at all.

It’s why stories where they are in inner cities probably make the most sense.

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