I stood and just listened for a couple minutes, expecting it to end soon but it just kept going.
“PEEP PWEASE STAWP JUS WAN PWAY BWOCKIES WIT NYU FWEN HUUUHUU-CHIRP PEEP! WHY GIB WASBEWWY POOPY PWACE HUWTIES HUUU!”
“ENFENFENF Siwwy mawe am fo enfies! Ou am nyu speshul fwen! Wub nyu speshul fwen ENFENFENF!”, I heard Sky say excitedly. I decided now to make my entrance.
“What’s happening here?” I said curiously. Raspberry was being held down on a block while Sky pounded away.
“PEEP CHIRP DADDEH SABE WASBEWWY HUUUHUUU WASBEWWY HAB POOPY PWACE HUWTIES NU WAN ENFIES AM STAWWION HUUUHUUU!”
“ENFENFENF Teeheehee siwwy mawe! Ou nu stawwion, ou is Sky nyu speshul fwen!”
“Alright.” I said, walking over to them but not touching them, “That’s enough enfies Sky.”
“Bu Sky wan babbehs wit speshul fwen ENFENFENF wan be daddeh!”
“No, no not with Raspberry. I have something special for you!”
“Weawwy!?!?”, Sky said backing off of Raspberry, “Daddeh hab speshul pwesent for gud fwuffy, Sky?!”
Raspberry slowly made his way off the small block and began hobbling over to me.
“That’s right, Sky! Now go back and play with your blockies and I’ll bring it in soon!”
“YAAYYY SKY SU CITED FO DADDEHS PWESENT!”, Sky said galloping over to a block in the corner of the room. The blocks had gone all over the room since I had last seen them. Sky happily collected all the blocks around the room, stacking them as he went.
“Huuuuu daddeh. Hewp Wasbewwy huuuu.”, Raspberry was nuzzling against my shoe no doubt smelling the fresh grass and dirt from the park.
“What happened, little guy?”, I said bending over with my hands on my knees.
“Huuuhuuu Sky pway bwockies wit Wasbewwy an see nu-nu stick gun huuuu. Say am mawe bu teww nu am mawe. He wun abter Wasbewwy huuhuuu twy tu wun way an hi bu weggies ge tiwe huuuu. Nu wan enfies bu Sky nu cawe sa am mawe huuuuu. Sa nyu speshul fwen bu am stawwion huuuhuuuhuuuu.”, He was gently rubbing his face all over my shoe while giving it huggies.
“Well I don’t know. You can’t really blame him. The missing nu-nu stick makes it look like you could be a mare.”, I said to him.
“N-nu Wasbewwy am mawe! Wook wook at speshul wumps daddeh!”, He said backing of of my shoe and stumbling on his hind legs, “Wook daddeh Wasbewwy hab speshul wumps huuuhuuu am stawwion!”
“I mean they kinda look like milkie-places to me.”
“Das wa Sky teww Wasbewwy teeheehee siwwy mawe tink miwkie-pwaces am speshul wumps!”, Sky said standing proudly next to his stack of blocks.
“B-b-bu nu! Nu nu Wasbewwy am nu mawe am stawwion! W-wai nu one bewieve Wasbewwy huuuhuuu! Wai ebew wose nu-nu stick huuuuu! Wan be wike befowe huuuuuhuuuu! Nu wan be stupi mawe wit speshul wumps huuhuu neba gib enfies neba hab gud feews neba be daddeh huuuuhuuuhuuuu!”, He wimpered out, defeated.
While he cried in a sprawled out mess on the floor and sky continued to clean up the blockies, I went back to the car to get the real mare. I opened the passenger door and she began to desperately look behind her.
“SC-SCREEE M-MUNSTAH!” I picked her up by the weggie box and turned her towards me, “M-munstah daddeh cum bak fo fwuffy? Caw munstah nu gib mawe fo’eba sweepies?”
What the fuck was she even thinking about while I was gone?
“No, fluffy. You will never go forever sleepies. Your daddy will make sure you live a long and fulfilling life!”, I said holding her box up high. She gasped.
“Daddeh wub fwuffy gain? Gun sabe fwuffy fwom weggie box an wet wun woun sabewoom an pway bwokies an-”
“No of course not when did I say that? From inside that weggie box I will make sure you have everything you need to thrive.” I said putting her,box and all, under one arm
“Bu-bu fwuffy nee wub an-an huggies tu thwive. Nee wots ob pway and bwokies. Daddeh wan wa bessess fo fwuffy pwease wet ou ob boxsie!”, Her legs were kicking faster in the box as she spoke trying to run away from the nightmare.
“I do want what’s best for you and that’s what I am doing. Everything daddy does is for you. I know everything there is to know about fluffies and I know exactly what you need.”, I said making it to the saferoom door and opening it.
Raspberry was still a useless puddle of tears on the ground. Sky had knocked over his stack of blocks and was intently focusing on stacking one on top of two flat on the ground. I walked over to the corner I’ve been keeping the mare figuring she wouldn’t be using the bathroom anytime soon. When I sat her down, Sky’s attention on the blocks was finally broken.
“A-am dat pwetty mawe fo Sky?”, He said politely as he walked over. His eyes were big and his mouth was drooped open.
“Yes, Sky! This mare is all yours for whatever you please! Want a new friend or someone to play blockies with then here you go! Goodnight all!” I summed up quickly and left the saferoom.
I didn’t want to even say anything to Sky about her. I’d rather he just stumble upon her but I don’t want to stand around and wait for that to happen.
“Hewwo nyu fwen! Am Sky wa id ‘our namesie?”
“Nu hab namesie huuhuu neba gibben one.”
“Fwuffy ass daddeh nes bwite time fo namesie. Daddeh gib besses namsies!”
“Huuhuuu nu daddeh am munstah. Nu gud fo fwuffy. Wan keeb fwuffy weggies in boxsie huuu.”
“Daddeh awways nu wa am besses fo fwuffies. Nu say bad ting bou daddeh. Ou nu nuffin. Gib sowwy hoofsies to stupi mawe!”
I cracked the door terrified I would be heard and Sky would stop. I watch as Sky leap to the top of the box in one graceful jump and began stomping her torso and head.
“HUUUHUUU PWEASE SDAWP NYU FWEN HUUU FWUFFY SOWWY NU MEAN MAK NYU FWEN MAD HUUUU PWEASE NU MOWE SOWWY HOOFSIES! WUN WEGGIES WUN WAY FWOM FWUFFY MUNSTAH HUUUU!”
“Tak aww da sowwy hoofsies! Wan gib sowwy poopies bu nu wan mak daddeh mad wit ba poopies on boxie fwuffy! Cunsidew fwuffy wucky!”, He said and leapt down. He then trotted with his eyes closed and head high to his stack of blocks where he continued the construction of nothing in particular. I left them for the rest of the evening.
When it came night I went back to the room and listened through the door.
“Huuuhuuu wai fwuffy nee be in boxies huuu nu unnewsan. Ef daddeh am nu munstah den wai tak weggies wen homsie.”
“Huuuu nee mak gud poopies bu huwt su muchies huuuuu. Nee huggies huuu nee daddeh fo huggies an wub wan daddeh!”
“Dis am bessess bwokie stak ob aww wowwd. Sky am besses fwuffy!”
I decided not to open the door but simply turn the lightswitch off and listen.
“SCREEEE DAWKIES AM BACK HUUUUHUUUU DAWKIE MUNSTAH GUN GED FWUFFY NU CAN MOBE HUUUHUUUHUUU DADDEH SABE FWUFFY NEE BWITE TIME NU WAN BE DAWKIE MUNSTAH NUMMIES!”
“Huuuhuuu dawkies am scawy. Nu am bwave stawwion anymo huuuhuu nu wan dawkies wan see huuu.”
“Teeheehee siwwy mawes, sabewoom dawkies nu hab munstah! Dey am for besses sweepies!”
A couple minutes passed and it seemed like they had all fallen asleep. I then heard Sky whispering.
“Gun sho nu weggie fwuffy nu sa ba ting bou daddeh. Gun gib enfies while sweepies. Gun be munstah.”, I heard him jump and land on the box and cracked the door to watch my mares face.
“W-wa? Am stiww dawk tim huuuu wan be bwite ti- M-M-MUNSTAH SCREEEEEE DAWKIE MUNSTAH AM HEWE GUN GED FWUFFY WUN WEGGIES WUN FWUFFY AWAY FWOM DAWKIE MUNSTAH SCREEEE- PEEP PEEP NU WAN BE NUMMIES NU NU STAWP NU WAN BA ENFIES PWEASE MUNSTAH NU GIB FWUFFY ENFIES NU WAN NU WAN AM FO HUGGIES AN WUB NU BA ENFIES!”
“ENFENFENFENF Stupi mawe ge enfies cawse ou am ba fwuffy ENFENFENF”
“SCREEEEEE HUUUHUUUHUUU DADDEH SABE FWUFFY DIS AM NU GUD FO FWUFFY CHIRP PEEP HUUUUHUUU NU WAN NU WAN!”
I opened the door slightly more careful not to cast light on the lovers. I looked over to Raspberry. He was laid out on his tummy legs splayed at his side looking right at them. I could see him give small, pathetic thrusts into the ground while whimpering out “enf… enf” with each one. I closed the door back and left them for the night, looking forward to morning.
