Made for the weapon of choice -meme in the booru, where people posted what their signature tool of abuse would be.
Bonus points for hitting their balls
pulls out lighter THE WORLD WILL BURN! Especially fluffies.
bonus point dinging noise
Challenging work, outta doors, ill gaurantee you wont go hungry because as long as theres two people on a planet, someone is gonna want someone dead
I’m Glad I’m not the only one!
The pipe is really the only proper choice. <3 lol.
Dad? Dad I’m a- Ye- Not an “abuser”, dad, i am a ball-shooter! Well, the difference bein’ one is a job, and other’s screwed up hobby!
I’ll be honest with ya: my parents DO NOT care for it.
I think his owner saw me. Yes, yes he did!
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their fluffy to death with a golf trophy! Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to CBT every fluffy you meet.
“I used the balls to destroy the balls”
everything coming together a little bit too perfect
That’s kinda sus, EJECT HIM!
Mr Owl was an imposter. (1 imposter remains.)