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Fluffies Ain’t Shit.
Did he invest in cryptocurrency?
This Week in Fluffmapolitan.
Your no-no stick is tiny. Yes yours dumbass.
ntr; the fluffy that used to bully him is enf’ing his mummah
I imagine he saw one lunatic one icepick.
Local man ruins everything! [Look How!]
He saw his special friend getting special Huggies from that stallion she told him not to worry about.
his former special friend getting railed by a new stallion after he got neutered.
When twitter wants to paywall all your favorite NSFW content.
“Nu sho bobs an’ vagene”
He found out Magenta left
The lame ass dialogue in God of War Ragnarok
He got told he was cringe, clearly.
The current value of the nft’s he bought.
Nikacado Blackhole
the screen from a phone
Either he saw his family pictures on happier times and now all whats left is himself.
Or seeing his “speciaw fewnd” before she left for “bigger” stawwion 
OR he sees a delicious skettis whom his owner never game him anymore.
Plot Twist: His eyes are watering from staring at the screen so long with full brightness on in the dark.
I totally haven’t had that happen to me before.
He has been informed that his children have been raped to death and soon it will be his turn