What do you call a legless smarty (Carniviousduck

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Cook them while keeping them alive as long as possible.

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Football ready for kicking.

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RED 42! RED 42! HIIIIIKE!

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Good fluffy cooking advice, unironicaly

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It tastes way better if your meal’s screaming as you bite into it.

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“Because you’re perfect.” ~Adds wheel spokes to pillow nubs and a leash turning them into a young childs pull toy~

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my new tether ball. Tie it to his nuts and slap him around all day.

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Effie pals, they are called Effie pals.

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Shitrat, same as any other fluffy

Grounded

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What do I call him?
Easy.
I’d call him Target.
He can help me improve my marksmanship with BB guns, slingshots, and blow darts.

You’ll really know it when you hit a bullseye. :dart:

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The worst cpu i have ever bought on a radio market

Bold, i guess

Because they hate you

Tampon.
Just drill a hole in the horn for the pulling rope.