Cook them while keeping them alive as long as possible.
Football ready for kicking.
RED 42! RED 42! HIIIIIKE!
Good fluffy cooking advice, unironicaly
It tastes way better if your meal’s screaming as you bite into it.
“Because you’re perfect.” ~Adds wheel spokes to pillow nubs and a leash turning them into a young childs pull toy~
my new tether ball. Tie it to his nuts and slap him around all day.
Effie pals, they are called Effie pals.
Shitrat, same as any other fluffy
Grounded
What do I call him?
Easy.
I’d call him Target.
He can help me improve my marksmanship with BB guns, slingshots, and blow darts.
You’ll really know it when you hit a bullseye. 
The worst cpu i have ever bought on a radio market
Bold, i guess
Because they hate you
Tampon.
Just drill a hole in the horn for the pulling rope.
Toilet paper. A sitting duck. Target practice. Snake food. Punching bag. Take your pick.
“What do you call a legless smarty?”
An impending kicky toy…
which can also be used as a stress toy
Oh I love this, he is still strong in spirit.
Maybe Stoneheart is nice name for him? 