Well, you could hire a dog wanker for that…
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I’m sure there are perverts who would do it for free !
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… thank you for that lovely image and reminding me of a certain amazing horse. Now that bloody song is once again going on repeat in my head. At least it’s apple, not raisin, and nothing about lemonade. 
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10 hours cause, yes.
Also don’t blame me I let Swiftbitches decide what kinda lewds they wanna draw with Rambo.
And here we go.
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You brought up the licking. 
Now I’m gonna hum that bloody tune for days on end. 
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Well he tastes like apples I’m sure.
And your welcome then ^^
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And the next day Rambo wakes up with a splitting headache, and something lewd tattooed on his fluffy wang.
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Fuck yeah. I’ll drink with anyone.
Hold up, though. Might have to hit Google for weird-ass fluffy jizz mixed drinks
While I’m searching… wanna try some home brew cucumber wine with a lemon twist?
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I think tipsy Rambo would be …up for it.
Sober Rambo would probably prefer something apple related.
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That’s cool. Well… I don’t have apple trees, yet, but if pear is acceptable, I have a variety of home-brewed pear wines and cordials. Perhaps, soon, pear brandy.
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… or one on his lower back.
Condom cannon? Does it eject the empty wrapper like bullet casings?
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The ammo container looked like it had condoms in wrappers stacked on top of eachother. xD
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Shit I can see it.
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Time for the sequel.
~condom fires but due to programming and fluffies its still lethal.~
ex: snout gets wrapped and they suffocate ; balls get caught in extra small and fall off the body as the top scissors shut through the sack ; etc
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-takes notes for Glue Eater-
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Don’t think he ever tried something pear related, but he may not be too fussy about them since they look like apples.
And apples are his thing ( It’s why he is called Rambo, those are an apple cultivar )
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What the fuck is this
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