Armitage Labs: Interview #5 with a smarty (Poopiest_of_bebbehs)

Mary and the fluffy mummah were both very good mothers.

Like 85% of all SBS cases, he’d probably be dead by the first year otherwise.

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Even infants can get erections. It’s very possible for even some types of eunuchs to get hard, with enough effort.

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(Post edited as it no longer makes sense)

Reading this made me choke on my coffee.

Me? It’s true. Hell, both male and female foeti have been documented masturbating to completion in utero. It’s believed to aid in brain and nerve development.

Yes, I do read anything I can get my hands on.

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The bit about eunuchs made me chuckle. Just imagining trying to stimulate the poor thing’s prostate with a cattle prod.

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And now I have images!

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Well that wrath alright. I really like how these interview wrapped up. I would kill to see Bonnie or Lottie get this same kinda treatment.

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I’m glad you enjoyed it. I’ll definitely be continuing this format in the future with other fluffy archetypes. Maybe the professor could interview other characters from pre-existing stories; I’ll see if I can do that without disrupting the canon.

Bonnie would definitely be on that ideal interview list.

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Holy shitttt

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