How well do you think “Your fluffy shit in my face, causing me to slip and land onto her legs” would work as a defense when the owner asks why their fluffy is now a pillowfluff?
Sensitive babies are like moving to harder drugs as your tolerance grows: When regular cute aggression gets harder to attain, these exceptionally needy and dim-witted fluffies - not only below legal protections but the ability to even communicate what’s been done to them - are like distilled and refined fluffiness for hardcore abusers!