-ding dong-
Hi, am doctor Lazar, i’m here for the mothly check ups.
Ahh yes doc, third floor.
The elevator is broken, you have to go up the stairs.
knock knock
ITS OPEN!!
Oooh doctor Lazar you finally here.
Here, let me take your jacket.
The girls are on the other room with Marianne.
Hi Mary!
OOOOH LAAZ! How long it has been!
How are you? Didn’t know you were coming, I thought your colleague was.
Yeah, doctor Rainer had a sudden problem and ask me to come in his place.
How have the girls been?
Eh, usual fluffy life.
Eat, play and shit, luckily little to no complaints to our surprise.
Good, good.. can you call em here?
Of course!
GIIIIIRLS! Come here, the nice doctor has arrived!
Hewwo!
Hewwo!
Hewwo!
Hewwo!
….
Hey girls, long time no see.
Oh i didnt know you all had bebes!
Yus! Aww mewes hab bebes an’ dei ams aww pwetty bebes.. buh Shugapwum bebe am pwettiest bebe!
Nu! Wemonada bebe am pwettiest bebe!
Nuuuu! Wasbewy hab pwetty bebe!
… eheheh, bebe…
Ok, ok, ok, hehehhe! You all have pretty bebes!
Now i need you to come one by one with me to the other room so we can start with our checks.
OTAI NICE DOCTOW!
Ok we are almost done…
They sure are quite calm, usually when i go to other shelters, they all scream and cry for nothing..
Yeah, all our meres are quite cool and obedient.. all eccept-
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What the-
Except for Maple..
SCREEEEE GU ‘WAY FWOM BEBE!
DAT AM MAPWE BEBEEEEE! GU AWAAAAAAY!
Screeeeeee! Meany mapwe! Shugapwum jus wan pway huuu huuuuu.
What is wrong with Maple?
Eh, idk, she used to be the quietest of em all but suddenly out of nowhere she became extremely irascible.
We dont really know whats with her, she doesn’t want to talk to anyone…
And you never tried to stop her..?
Nah, that shit is funny.
-ugh- ok…, bring her and keep her bebe with you.
Wan bebe! Wew bebe! WAN BEBE! COM TO MAMA BEBE!!
Maple calm down, your bebe is with-
GIB BEBE BACK! WAN BEBE NAO!!
Maple calm down.
SCREEEEEEE BEEEEBEEEEE!!!
MAPLE WHY ARE YOU YELLING? YOU ARE SCARING EVERYONE!!
MAPWE HAB TO YEWW BICUS BEBES KEEP GO FOEBA SWEEPIES!!!
Maple.. I-
OU FINK MAPWE WIKE TO YEWW? MAPWE NU WIKE TO YEWW, BUH MAPWE HAB TO YEWW BICUS OTA MAMAS KEEP STEAWIN MAPWE BEBES!
-Sigh-
Mapwe ams tiwed.. Mapwe nu wan see mow bebe go foeba sweepies… huuuu -sigh-
Maple.. just tell me everything.
-Sigh-
Ota mewes say dey wan to pway wit Mapwe bebes, sigh buh dey onwi gib dem wostest huwties and foeba sweepies..
Why didnt you tell Zack or Marianne about this?
Mapwe twy! Twy too many timesis!! Buh dey onwy say -dey ams onwy fwuffies, dey jus wan to pway- dey nu wissen to Mapwe..
Huuuuu
…
Mapwe nu wan woose mow bebes.. sigh huuu
Have you tried to confront with other meres?*
-sigh- dey nu wissen too, say Mapwe ams dummie an’ dat bebes ams fow pway wike toysies…
Dei nu kno’ wat mean to be mama.. huuuu
So you yell to scare them away.
-sigh- yus..
But doesnt scares your bebe too*
Nu, bebe wissen-pwace nu wowk, bebe neba cwy wen mama yew.
Bebe cwy onwy wen away fwom mama fow too wong.. ota mewes nu wike wen bebe cwy.
Buh Mapwe nu cawe, bebe neba cwy wit mama an’ mama wob widdwe bebe suu muchies..
-sigh- … what the name of your bebe Maple
Ase..
-hmm- after we done with the check ups, you can go back to your bebe.
Otai -sigh- …
Marianne, gather up all the girls and Zack, we need to talk.
Girls, i am very disappointed with you all.
Nuuu!
Wat?
Wah Shugapwum do wong?
Maple told me everything and what you did to her and why she yells so much.
You are being very bad fluffies!
Nuuuuuu! Wemonada ams guud fwuffy!
Shugapwum am bestest fwuffy!
Nu wissen to Mapwe! Mapwe ams meany fwuffy!
Meany? She told me that you stole and killed all her bebes and want to kill Ace as well.
Nu am twue! Waspbewy jus wan to pway wit bebes!
You are not good mamas and how she told me you treat your bebes, you think they are toys like anything else.
DUMME MAPWE! WEMONADA HATECHU!
NU WISSEN TO DUMME MEWE!
HATECHU! OU AM BIGGEST DUMMIE!
Ooooh ams Mapwe dummie?
No ou?!? Ou gib foeba sweepies to Mapwe bebe an’ ou caww Mapwe dummie?!?
Ou can be meany to Mapwe an Mapwe nu can sai anifi.
buh if Mapwe am meany, ou aww cwy an wun way…
OU AM AWW BIGGEST DUMMIES!!
OU NU KNO WAT MEAN TO BE GOOD MAMA!!!
HATECHU! MAPWE HATECHU AWW!
DUMME MAPWE! GET SOWWY OWIE- SCREEEEEE BAD UPSIES!
Alright thats enough..
You all are being bad flufflies now.
From how you have threaten Maplew and her bebies and from how you treat your own bebes.
Thank god i came today, because if i came another day, all your bebes would be dead!
Maple is the only one whos taking care of her bebe and he’s well, but you..
Lemonada, your bebe has all her bones broken, how is she still alive it’s a mystery to me.
Raspberry, your bebe is in sleep deprivation coma, you’ve been playing with him too much.
SugarPlum, your bebe is dead.. how the fuck you didnt noticed it yet?
And Mint… wheres Mint?
Mint ams hew.. eheheh.
Wheres your bebe Mint?
Mint bebe ams bestest bebe.. heheheh.. sooooo bestest it hab bestest smeww an’ an’.. bestest taste.. eheheh
Did you just ate your bebe Mint?
Ehehehhehehehehehe bebe taste suuuu pwetty eheheheheheh.
Great.
Mint just ate her bebe…
-sigh-
You are all in big troubles..
YOU and ZACK included.
But Laz, they are just shitrats, they-
I dont want to hear anything coming from your mouth.
I do not care of what you think fluffies are; toys, vermin, pests, shitrats or pets.
As long as I’m paid to take care of them, I will take care of them like they are made from my own flesh.
I have an high status and I want to keep it high, i wont let two idiots ruining 20 years of work over shit and giggles!
Your job is to maintain and sell high quality fluffies, so if you dont want to get sent to a fucking underpaid shit hole shelter, you better start apply better at your work position.
UNDERSTOOD?
Yes.. sir.
The last thing i need is that fucking Mayer to come and close another of our shelters.
But.. doctor Laz.. we are connected to William’s Farms not Hasbio, he has no power against us.
We are neutral, people know we are neutrals!
He cant touch the main base but he can touch the smaller struggling ones.
He can influence other retards like him, who influence other retards, who influence other retards and so on, they come in masses and we are forced to close.
And unless Daniel takes cases himself, we cant do shit about it.
-Sigh-
Now back to the girls.
Girls, i am afraid that i have to severely punish you.
-gasp-
Nuuuu!
You are not allowed to keep your bebes anymore.
You are not allowed to have bebes till you dont learnd to be better mamas.
NUUUUUU! NU CAN TAKE BEBE ‘WAY!
BEBES NEE MAMA!
DUMME DOCTOW! GIB BEBE BACK OW GET SOWWY POOP- EEEEK!
If you try to came with a “revenge plan” or give me sorry poopies.. i will lock you inside a sorry box and turn you into a milkbag.
Understood?
Huuuuuu -sigh- y-yus..
Good, all your bebes.. or at least… those still alive, will go under Maple care.
Any question?
-hmmmm-
-sigh-
-hmmm hmmm hm-
Good.
Your training starts now.
I had it for a while in my head.
where’s the Desperation tag?