DETAILED COMMISSION RATES! [Jedan]

so does pornhub for me TT v TT

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This is, by far, my favorite answer ever.

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This is also how I spend my Saturday nights.

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Eating frosting and opening blind figurines?

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Should I make Jedan (formerly splooge covered Crocs) a diabetic? Hmm.

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…sure…

hides the kiddie pool filled with jello

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It’s funny the difference, if I made commissions I would do the enffie babbehs quite cheap :laughing:

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Half off any commissions you let me put foal rape in!

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Charging to draw fluffys will never feel like it belongs to me

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Would other animals or such fall under the “Non Fluffy” 10$ category?

Also how do you feel about reptiles?

Client: I would like a cute fherd of fluffys playing in the park
Me: would you like it to be cheaper? 7u7 Customer: how?
Me: LET ME PUT A BROWN FOAL BEING RAPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Framed like DaVinci’s The Last Supper, probably.

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“What?! No! I’ll pay full price!”

Later, when it’s finished

“Oh my god! Why are they all raping foals?!”

BR: “Keep your money! I don’t want it!”

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That is why it is better to make commissions to @Jedan… with me you risk a “wild enffie babbeh” appearing on the corner :grin:

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That sounds like a very inconvenient way to make Jello.

I just buy the premade Snack Pack cups, myself.

This is honestly the first thing that popped in my head, when i saw that first pic.

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How much for a girl with a fluffy between her tits?

ok you got me

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about tree fiddy ($13 for no color)

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Great, thanks! Now I just need to figure out how to send the monies…

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