Dont Squeeze Me, I’ll Poop. (ambitiousleather8309)

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Ya better aim it somewhere else, like an old sock, toilet bowl, or take the fluffy it along while watering the flowers.

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you mean like that ?

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Opps but I did squeeze

Nah, you’re doing it wrong. You gotta treat it like an almost empty tube of toothpaste

I would press with the strength of my suns

Brings to mind a, unfortunately, Shadman comic.
( WARNING: it is Shadman. Also, not a reliable source on the delightful subject of female ejaculation. Should very much hope that all characters depicted are 18+ )

Summary

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Squeeze harder. Never poop again.

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lmao