You blow air gently, yet consistently into the face of a FAT little chirpy baby. He does not appreciate the intrusive breeze. Still, you continue to inconvenience the chirpy between breaths. Finally, his peeps of protest break and he responds with an angry scream as loud as he can muster.
How do you respond?
Blow more air
Give milkies
Play some music for him
Idk, hurt him or something
I really enjoyed @awfulfawn ’s Tips for drawing fat fluffies so here’s a fat fluffy
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Hail to Awful Fawn for inspiring a rain of fat fucks.
Really though, freaking them out with mild annoyances really tickles me. Nice job on this lard-ass
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Shut up up first then more air
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The suddle torture is hot. .
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taste my GARLIC breath you little shit
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Place him behind a glass window in the Sun!
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He’s HORRIBLE, I love (to hate) him!! Somebody said hair dryer – perfect. Hurricane setting!
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punt it against the wall and watch as it splatters like a baloon full of blood and gore.
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yes more, there is something so satisfying in torturing fat sensitive fluffies that make me feel things and I like it
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This little thing needs to be taught a lesson. Blow some more air on it and then hurt it but keep it alive.
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Blarrgh
October 31, 2025, 11:47am
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Can i splash it with acid?
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Blow more air. Only, y’know, combined with acetylene, pressurized, and ignited.
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Toofy
October 31, 2025, 2:27pm
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More air, and a real loud raspberry to boot
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I don’t think I’d even allow it in the house. If it was in the house slready, out it goes.
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I want to yeet him out of a window. Bonus points if his mummah is forced to watch
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I would put him on his back, keep blowing air into his face & drop cold water on his belly and genitals. The screeing peeps would be so frantic.
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