Sorry, Boss, I couldn’t piss a good stream on the sponge, I have a bad bout of kidney pains.
(Ever notice that Hanks has a pee fetish? Hell, we’ve seen him piss on Earth and someone yanked his kidney stones so he’s now cursed to live to be possibly 150 years old)
Would’ve been funny if instead of the eye exploding out, one of the wumps exploded out instead. It fluffies were real, I could totally see myself making this a hobby.
Probably a flufffernutter.
Erectricution
Pweese don’t put da bag on, fwuffy scawed of da dawk.
Youre a good fluffy right? Stop crying and face the wall