An old favorite, I just found the idea of ‘stallion fries’ hilarious.
Imagine not just eating a steak and being done with it. This post made by “not pretentious stuck up foodie gang”
Picturing Data surrounded by fluffies is a surreal menta picture
If the person combined the pepper stuffing AND cream cheese that would make jalapeno popper foals! Batter, cover in bread crumbs, use the “butt gun” to fill with cream cheese, stuff a cored jalapeno empty of seeds up the rectum, and fry. Yum!
I like to call them “fluffy oysters” or “fluffnuts” but yes, stallion fries is inspired.
It has bits of great industrial abuse. Perhaps the ending is a bit too much yet fits the tone XD
I have a story similar in concept, Farnham’s Fluffies. I’ll see if I can find it.
And yes, it’s a Heinlein reference.
In my HC fluffies for food are just the new chicken: cheap protein
The suffering its mostly a byproduct of industrial farming not unlike real livestock