Foals of a bad mummah #5 [by purplegem]

Dig through the ditches

Burn through the witches

Slam in the back of my

D r a g u l a

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I thought the bestesh was female.

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…SAT ON THE IPHONE AND MADE THE IPAD

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Aaah!!!
It’s still going!!!

YO’MAMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE AND IT SCREAMED “GET DA F#K OFFA ME!!”

YO’MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINATOWN PHONEBOOK

YO’MAMA SO FAT THAT IT TAKES TWO BUSES AND A TRAIN TO GET TO HER GOOD SIDE

YO’MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN I SWERVED TO MISS HER IN MY CAR I RAN OUTTA GAS

YO’MAMA SO FAT HER CAR HAS STRETCH MARKS

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Kill the best baby

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He’s so fat and squishy!

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Despite being a greedy, idiotic little butterball, the fact that he wants to protect his owner is a little admirable, if his mother didn’t spoil him he might have been somewhat redeemable.

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The fat fuck is clearly a sensitibe babbeh, like the one in my story. Only this one is a dick.

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Really glad the yellow one ain’t a bitch on the poor alicorn

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Watch as the Lard with legs gets crushed

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i wanna squish him through my fingers like playdough :flushed:

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I hope you don’t mind my blue bestesh was loosely based off your sensitibe babbeh! I really enjoyed that story :slight_smile:

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Each facial expression is a joy to behold, great work

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Next when? :0

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I love it! Glad it inspired you!

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Soon! I’m working on commissions as well as my own works :purple_heart:

Anyone else catch that while “big blue” is a greedy brat, it’s end goal is to become strong so it can protect the owner? The little guy is simultaneously insufferable and noble at the same time.

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What a shitty bratty foal is the blue one.

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Blue is not irredeemable. His heart is in the right place, but he has been spoiled rotten.

Here’s hoping the owner can see through his bestestness and give him a fair chance/teach him how to be better.

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Here’s to the hopes that the fat one has a heart attack

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