ties boxing glove laces together
puts on silk boxing shorts with nothing underneath
puts on cheesy jazz instrumental music
prepares to seduce the Seal
ties boxing glove laces together
puts on silk boxing shorts with nothing underneath
puts on cheesy jazz instrumental music
prepares to seduce the Seal
Oh, Lord, that just wharrâd my garblâŚ
Listen, I try to make sure everyone gets along and is chill. Plus I canât fight worth a hill of beans. I mean, jeez, have you ever seen me play Street Fighter or Tekken? I canât blame the netcode.
So, yes, yâall better get along after this or else Iâll have to escalate. Somehow.
Somehow
âBrenda, pass the mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and a giant spatula. I have to spread it on Superweaner and Guodzilla. Once Iâm between them both, tie us together so we make a giant sandwich then leave us for an hour. Whether this becomes a treat or a threat will depend on how they react to it.â
âOh, and chips. I might get hungry.â
self-sacrifice
UmâŚDo
WHAT
Now???
Listen, if you two canât play nicely then I have to get involved and do things weâll ALL regret :o
Humpf.
Fine.
adds âpenguin orgyâ to list of things FC has driven me to
I remember posting that! Glad you still have it