Good Names for a Cannibal Fluffy

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I accept this only if the cannibal makes chocolate pudding at 4 o’clock in the morning

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Kirby or Buu

Especially if they’re pink

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Gets tangled around the mixer like a lathe and dies

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Why are on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

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Fwuffy hab wost contwow of fwuffy wife

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Depends on what kind of story you want to tell. Edgy: Nidhöggr (look it up on Wikipedia). Funny: Trash Disposal. Neutral: Fang.

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Ideas:

Mary Sue

Idiocritus

Dumbfuckest Ideason

Shitty McPlotpoint

Durpcannibals R Edgy

(Note: unless the cannibalism is forced by an abuser against the will of the fluffy, then it is a decent plot point and the fluffy should have a normal name.)

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Lil Bastard

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Igorrr

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I second Scrambles. Scrambles the, um, Death Dealer.

I also suggest Violet the Vegan.

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Good old Cletus

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I like fang.

Or even funnier flower names.

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Ima. Ima Eachu.

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Chewie?

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