“Daddeh, fwuffy wan piwot gundam! Can hab Gundam Unicown pwease? Pwomise no gib huwties wit psychofwame…”
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…. I think I have “accidentally” removed his head off while I was sleeping ^^
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Aw shit, his hadrons!
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Idk why he’s crying, I just told him he looks like white bird droppings/ poop
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Hey, little guy! Wanna help me pick blackberries? You can grab the ones deep in the brambles.
ETA: has no-one ever picked blackberries? Those little fuckers skin you alive.
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of course i’ll look over the little guy, he can hang out with my female fluffies who been wanting babbehs for a while I’m sure nothing will happen between them
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Dear Mr. Turbine-
We regret to inform you that 11:59 a.m. during nap time your pet fluffy snowball was accidentally left in the time out pen unsupervised. During this time he was simultaneously enfed to death by three other stallions who were in the pen as well. As such your service fee has been refunded with a $50 additional as compensation and your next visit will be on the house.
Junebug fluffy day care; HR Dept.
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He can take a nap in my squishmallow pile until you get back
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That is a good quality fluffy and ill take very good care of it.
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Perhaps…
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I accidentally swung it by it’s tail into the ground until it’s spine snapped
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For Sure. I’ll teach it new tricks!! When he doesn’t obey I will give him sorry stick
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Boy, the word “abuser” right above that comment really makes me think you’re a trustworthy young man.
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