Human-On-Alicorn Abuse Recommendations

[PeppermintParchment]

Are you down for accidental/due to stupidity abuse? If so,I have a shameless self plug:

Warranty Void if Seal is Broken (Part One) (By: PeppermintParchment) FB ID: 42934

[Warranty Void if Seal is Broken Title] Warranty Void if Seal is Broken (Part One) PeppermintParchment “Pwease insewt five dowwaws!” The purple foal stirred, wriggling his hips until he rested on his back. He clapped his hooves against his flattened ears. Tears flooded his purple eyes. “Pwease nu…” He moaned. A cacophony of peeps clawed from the bottom level of the machine as the harsh white lights of the Foal-in-a-Can machine blared to life. The foal cuddled close to the plastic nipple of …

And part two,where the alicorn abuse actually happens:

Warranty Void if Seal is Broken (Part Two) (By: PeppermintParchment) FB ID: 42971

Warranty Void if Seal is Broken (Part Two) PeppermintParchment “Huu huu! Scawy!” The mystery foal chirped. The purple foal paced his can excitedly, occasionally losing his footing as his new Daddeh trundled along the street. “Nu am scawy! Babbehs hab nyu Daddeh!” The purple foal reassured. The mystery foal banged its hooves loudly against the black glass of its tube. “Nyu fwiend? Nyu Daddeh?” “Yus! Bestest Daddeh!” “Yay!” A dull flash of yellow exploded inside of the can. The purple foal s…