I like to image shelters and fluffmarts employers coming up with absurd stories just to boost up sales.
Poor babbeh 
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Dont be sad, it might even be a farse.
as much as we know he could be the biggest dipshit ever existed.
Its a 50/50
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lmfao allergies: pain. me too dude, good luck!
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Also I wish we had a last-chance tag because it is one of my favorite genres of fluffy image.
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Minus 3 hours. Either the employees are zooted in the back again, or he’s become bureaucratically immortal.
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Whoa, the fluffy above him has a price tag of 25 grand.
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Was going to say must be one hell of a pony!
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For 25¢ it might be worth it to buy him just to stuff him with nuts & milk to see what happens.
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Don’t forget to smack him around, pain is also one of his allergens, you won’t get the full experience of you leave one out
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Gaddamit I thought it was an unfortunate noble Fluffy until I saw your comment
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the poster threw me completely off dude.
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Aww, his birthday is a couple days off from mine!
…I don’t claim him
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25 cents? I mean, at that point, why not? Even if I don’t wanna take him home, I can just let him out somewhere rural. Give him a shot at existing in the wild or something.
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wub mama because she doesn’t wub you.
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Banging on the glass, wailing and peeing. Yeah I think I’ll have to pass, this time, unless they have soundproof packaging.
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OKAY yeah he truly deserves the title of Bestest babbeh if really did stood up for his poopie siblings, IMMA TAKE HIM HOME
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BUTTER PIE?!
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BUTTER PIE!!
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25 cents? shit i might take him.
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