Yes, he is 110% the real Elmo.
Something to do with a diet coke equivalent of Shadman, I think.
All i remember was he kinda looked like this
âewmo nee bout twee fiddyâ
Elmo isnât looking for a handout but can Elmo have $3 for the bus
I shit you not, this guyâs real name was Adam Sandler
First of all, no, I donât believe Elmo is a self-insert, I simply use his likeliness because itâs funny when cartoon characters are doing messed up shit.
Cope Harder M8
Comâon Elmo, we know its really you.
We know things have been hard since your goldfish died but this is not the best of ways to cope.
What do you mean ur not the real elmo ?
Should I believe ur not ?
Can you keep a secret of mine?
perharps
Elmo loves all animals, but simply canât fathom these Pigrats, so, everyday since theyâve been outlawed, us from Sesame Street get in a HOA meeting and discuss how many of these vermin weâve killed.
Thatâs totally understandable
Elmoâs secret is that heâs currently the last in the extermination podium, Big Bird and Oscar keep killing all the fluffies, Elmoâs very ashamed of being a loser .
Oooh, even more delicious screeching. Almost fluffy talk, but cursed version.
Go on darling, youâre not a clown, but an entire freaking circus with your sock puppet play.
If it is your friend, you probably share one braincell. Severely damaged one, I suppose.
OH YEAH I forgot to check. But now I have.
I can confirm @mopawo3583 is an alt of @hoxefe5227.
Canât (yet) prove theyâre alts of OP but certainly alts of one another.
@mopawo3583 Wah gwan now, badman? No wan be trifled wit now we found ye lyin bout bein a brotha, seen?
You LARPing faggot.
-F-F-F-F-Foams at the mouth-
If-f-f-f-f-f I m-m-m-m-make a t-t-t-t-third ac-c-c-c-ccount theyâll never guess that it was me all along, and realize that they were actually the mean poopy head idiots all along and that I was the cool person!