Meet Potato (By Alexander)

Yes, he is 110% the real Elmo.
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Something to do with a diet coke equivalent of Shadman, I think.

Mikeaggn
All i remember was he kinda looked like this

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I mean, if this is the same Elmo, I’d believe it.

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“ewmo nee bout twee fiddy”

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Elmo isn’t looking for a handout but can Elmo have $3 for the bus

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I shit you not, this guy’s real name was Adam Sandler

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First of all, no, I don’t believe Elmo is a self-insert, I simply use his likeliness because it’s funny when cartoon characters are doing messed up shit.

Cope Harder M8

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Com’on Elmo, we know its really you.
We know things have been hard since your goldfish died but this is not the best of ways to cope.

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…Don’t you dare bring Dorothy into this.

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What do you mean ur not the real elmo ?
Should I believe ur not ?

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Can you keep a secret of mine?
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perharps

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Elmo loves all animals, but simply can’t fathom these Pigrats, so, everyday since they’ve been outlawed, us from Sesame Street get in a HOA meeting and discuss how many of these vermin we’ve killed.

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That’s totally understandable

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Elmo’s secret is that he’s currently the last in the extermination podium, Big Bird and Oscar keep killing all the fluffies, Elmo’s very ashamed of being a loser :pensive:.

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Oooh, even more delicious screeching. Almost fluffy talk, but cursed version.

Go on darling, you’re not a clown, but an entire freaking circus with your sock puppet play.

If it is your friend, you probably share one braincell. Severely damaged one, I suppose.

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OH YEAH I forgot to check. But now I have.

I can confirm @mopawo3583 is an alt of @hoxefe5227.

Can’t (yet) prove they’re alts of OP but certainly alts of one another.

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@mopawo3583 Wah gwan now, badman? No wan be trifled wit now we found ye lyin bout bein a brotha, seen?

You LARPing faggot.

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-F-F-F-F-Foams at the mouth-

If-f-f-f-f-f I m-m-m-m-make a t-t-t-t-third ac-c-c-c-ccount they’ll never guess that it was me all along, and realize that they were actually the mean poopy head idiots all along and that I was the cool person!

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