This was meant to be published on April Fools Day, but I was delayed yet again. Its hard for me to describe this particular piece. Aside from the day it was intended to be written for, this story is also meant to set up certain elements and ideas in the Guide. That said, it is meant to be complete weird. The best way to describe this entry is to understand this comic page without context.
My thanks to @ThatWelc for letting me use his Diamond fluffy image. And of course, the USB fluffy is by @Carpdime
Some notes (as always)
- Again, this is 10-25% canon
- some might view this entry as a possible retcon. I accept the charge.
- one of my biggest regrets about the guide is that I wasn’t ambiguous enough on the gender of the protagonist. To answer a question by @Pushka, yes, I had intended the protagonist to be the reader.
- this was supposed to be up after Chapter 11, but I guess April Fools came a bit early
- the entry turned out a bit different from how I initially started. It was supposed to be a lot weirder, given the chief inspiration