A bit of an addendum
- the line that fluffies are “chaotic entities by nature, and in worlds where they have the ability to quantum their way into inexplicable trouble, luck or just unusual circumstances” is based off a simialr line that @LordAnubis made in a discussion I had with him some time back before I wrote this story. In many ways, the Sam Adams Guide, especially this story bares some similarity to an idea that LordAnubis has expressed in this post.