That would be fucking hilarious if it did ! 
Imagine the asshole owner panicking and start jabbing into his nutsack while Floyd screams in agony and the owner would babble “Ain’t no way Im gonna be left with nothing!”
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That ending was one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this site. She managed to give the gods themselves a middle finger.
One of the most interesting things about fluffies is how you can use them to make epic sagas out of the most personal and otherwise mundane shit. Like, the saga of Maroon is literally just the story some average fluffies fighting over territory near a skating rink, but it feels like Game of Thrones because of how it’s written.
This is another one of those examples. Nameless feels like the legend of some great martyr or something. I just think it’s cool how shrinking the perspective of the characters affects the way the story comes out.
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Just one more reason why anyone who isn’t a reputable breeder should get their mammalian pet(s) spayed/neutered.
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gosh, what a wonderful story, in the end nameless won. I’m happy to see her get one last revenge on life. wonderful story BFM
the way she got one fuck you, out of many losses. Wonderful
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I want him to explain to the vet that his prized enfie stallion needs a transplant. And then I want him to spend way too long choosing just the right donor wang from the lineup until everyone gives him narrow looks.
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Game of Thrones
It’s closer to The Last Kingdom by Bernard Cornwell, especially with the not-Viking fluffies turning up towards the end.
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Well shit, that story tells a lot in a little time. I’m jealous
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I mean, if she only took the nu-nu stick that means wumps are still there, so it can still generate sperm, he would need special procedures tho, it can’t have enfies so he should have to try making it cum by stimulus on prostate like with bulls, thought it would be really shameful for the fluffy and make it suffer a lot