???- hey there, how are you?
Navy- gud, an’ ou?
???- I’m fine, now please tell me what it was like at that terrible place.
Navy- weww, fiwst meanie hoomins take navy tu stwange pwace, an’ put navy in boxie and put weiwd stuff on navy’s facie. It nu feew bad, den facie hab wowstest owwies.
???- oh, what were the conditions like?
Navy- vewy woud, wots ob’ fwuffies scweamin’ bout owwies tu. Nebba get baths. Boxie awways fuww ob poopies. Wots ob fwuffies.
Navy- wots ob navy’s f-f-fwens gu f-foweba sweepies h-huhuhu sniff sob
???- it’s okay, you’ve said enough. pets head
Navy- otay hic
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