Then i stand by what i said, a timeline of his life stages from tiny chirpie to fat foal to moby dick now
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Time for some fluffy liposuction, by that I mean carve the fat rolls off the little shit till he’s trimmed down to a healthy weight.
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Or a flabby loose skin hsnging off them
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In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽!
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Flips the whale of a fluffy onto it’s back and watches it struggle to get back up, maybe even shitting itself in the process.
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OMG That could be hilarious
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Kill it.
Ferdinand?
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Sexy mane though
A victim of intentional over feeding or a well meaning but clueless owner?
One thing is certain: the fatty ratty is not long for this world. If diabetes and cardiovascular disorders doesn’t send it on a one way trip to whatever afterlife that abides its presence it’s next meal might be the meal that ruptures its stomach.
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FAT FUCK ALERT.
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The latter, his previous owner spoiled him too much, and now he’s a crybaby fatso.
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beat me to it!
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Sumo-fluff, or just a fucking glutton? You be the judge.
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Oh look a big target ~
Sumo-fluffs, eh?
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
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There are better uses of Sumotori
WARNING: female-presenting nipples & blasphemy against Shintoism, below!
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No wait.
Okay.
Super Duper Sumo Fluffies.
He’s just so…puntable. I how the overwhelming urge to kick him over a field goal