Nixy's Party Trick || Mr_Owl's Contest Submission (Dragonixa)

…Well played.

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Fucking normies.

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Now im actually trying to imagine a liquid that gives a ‘soft’ mouth feel…

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I have an even less flattering term for them.

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I’d fuck a normie.

With a strap-on up their throat C:

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I’ll attempt to get this conversation back to the topic with an anecdote;
In the US, a colloquial term for a butthole is “balloon-knot”

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… everything makes sense now!

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My hysterical giggles woke the cat. :joy:

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My sincere apologies to the cat, go ahead and smooch its head from me ^^’

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Perfectly Orificed (balanced) as all beings should be.

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Well i call em normie cunts anyway, make of that what you will.

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bro ur breath is lighter than air??? now THAT’S a party trick :ok_hand:

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HAHAHA HEY EVERYONE, SHE JUST KISSED A FOAL!

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Jajajajaja el nudo de globo literal

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Nice magic trick :rofl:

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Tying off his prolapsed little asshole off was a nice touch. And the wind-up reminds me of those Whizzer spinning top toys from the '70’s

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I can kiss you goodnight once I rip the brain through your eyesockets xd

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jokes on you ill freaking use that coupon and commision you kissing fluffies, dont tempt me i just got paid

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I mean… It’s a dragon’s breath, it’s kinda hot if you ask me ;3

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…Bet he gets off on that.

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