Follow-up to Day 5.
Again, maybe don’t leave these tasks to fluffies.
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Uh, don’t leave butcher knives to fluffies either.
That can’t end well.
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That must be the sharpest fucking knife of all time if a fluffy can slice a pumpkin with it. I tried cutting a few of those bastards last year and it was a herculean ordeal
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This motherfucking excalibur
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And that fucking thing actually is sharp.
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The easy answer is that the pumpkin is made of candy or something, but I vastly prefer the idea that this man gave his fluffy the sharpest blade in existence to make pumpkin-cutting easier. (After the fluffy stabbed itself on a different knife.)
Maybe the true moronbox in this story is the owner.
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Hmmm, sounds legit.
I mean some of the IRL pet owners i’ve seen.
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Instructions unclear, cut off my dick
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Judging from how well those slices have been cut, Id love to have sone of those pumpkin slices roasted and served with my dinner! Good job, lil fluff!
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From the top, dammit! I mean, we can still get pumpkin seeds from it for snacks but the jack-o-lantern potential is ruined.
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“Fwuffy nu undewstand. Daddeh said cut pumpkin, fwuffy cut pumpkin!”
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