At least it wasn’t a used condom 
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Likewise. That might legitimately replace “Pig-horse” as my preferred descriptor.
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That’s what you get for having a ‘bestest babbeh’ you awful mother
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every sperm is sacred
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The juxtaposition of the soft pastel colors and gorgeously adorable art style with the single dumbest fate a fluffy can meet is high art.
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I love fluffies in ridiculous dangerous situations that should be almost impossible for them to get into. It’s my favorite genre
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The bitch doesn’t know better.
Time for orphanage for the little champ. 
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Came here to say this. Death to Bestest Babbehs!
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I take it you’ve never heard of the nyu-sphere. Basically it’s a variation on Murphy’s law: if something can happen to kill a fluffy, no matter how absurd, it will happen.
A good example would be a fully grown fluffy drowning inside of the jug of a water cooler despite being too large to realistically get inside the container of water.
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Hell yeah brother
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