This is the kind of story that makes me think I could enjoy hearing these things scream about “EEE COWDIE” having to take baths in cold water bowls or feed them through a sausage grinder.
Funnily enough I usually like the colour schemes of brown and green fluffies but this one’s supposed to be on the appealing side and I find its colour scheme sort of unsettling. Brown with rusty red patches looks like something one would find in the toilet while menstruating.