Pwincess Cawowine makes my ‘Son-of-a-Bitch List’, Part 3: Nu Smew Pwetty, by: donutblow

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Pwincess Cawowine makes my 'Son-of-a-Bitch List' (donutblow)

What is a ‘son-of-a bitch list’ ? Good question, dear reader. A son-of-a-bitch list is a list of those who have wronged you, sons of bitches with whom you have a score to settle. Huey Long had the first handwritten son-of-a-bitch list that he’d keep in a small notebook in his jacket pocket. Whenever someone pissed him off, their name was written down, then, when he had the opportunity, he would fucking ruin them. I’m a sophomore in high school, but I’ve often been accused of being ‘an old s…