Pwincess Cawowine makes my ‘Son-of-a-Bitch List’, Part 3: Nu Smew Pwetty, by: donutblow

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Pwincess Cawowine makes my ‘Son-of-a-Bitch List’, Part 2: Two-Mash Kibble, by: donutblow

It’s Saturday morning. The weekend following Princess Caroline’s becoming the first fluffy to make my SOB list. My parents have gone to a farmer’s market telling me they’d be home around lunchtime with some locally grown produce (and “whatever crap some art school drop out dupes your mom into buying…” he whispered to me with a wink, his disposition as sunny as ever). “Look after your sister and Princess Caroline while we’re gone, bye sweetheart!” My mom says, kissing me on the cheek to my embar…