Brief "Sketti" Headcanon (by Pushka)

Legitimate fluffy-safe brands of spaghetti ingredients never have any dangerous additives. The tomato sauce is purely made of tomatoes, sugar, and occasionally fluffy-safe spices like basil; and the powdered Parmesan cheese is made from fluffy milk.
In addition, official Hasbio brand fluffy spaghetti comes canned and ready for quick and easy preparation.

However, some psychological abusers purposely buy meatballs to put in the spaghetti.
The thing that makes this abusive is that, due to large-scale animal farming being banned under new animal cruelty laws, all commercial meatballs that aren’t either plant-based or lab-grown meat are fluffy-derived.
Due to not caring about any additives to their “sketti”, a fluffy fed them will never realize what they’ve eaten unless told.

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Ooooooooooooh. Oh this could be so much fun. “Wha? Fwuffy am camminal? Huuuuuuuu…”

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"HOW COUWD FWUFFY NUM UDDA FWUFFIES?

…AN WAI DU DEY TASTE SU GUD?"

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The secret ingredient is love!

And rat DNA.

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shitrat DNA*

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