I wanna ping those babies over the hedge with a five iron
Smarty i have a question for you and if you get it right you can stay in my house and ill be your herds devoted servant.
Otay!
What’s average flight velocity of a swallow?
Smawty no no that!
To bad!!
[Punt]
[Splat]
Anyone else wants to take a chance at a warm home?
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What is the average flight speed of a Swallow?
Smarty: Afwican ow Euwopean?
W— I don’t know— Blows up
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Is this how it would have played out in the bizarro region of the fluffyverse where smarties actually are intelligent?
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No, someone just happened to show this fluffy Monty Python and the Holy Grail (specifically the bridge scene)
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That one that said please can at least chill in a box in the backyard until she proves herself
May i suggest a shovel and duct tape for the rest?
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“Tiff! Get my mossberg! Damn fluffies are on our property again!”