TOMBSTONE SHITDRIVER
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He should probably start small maybe a toddler
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Itsā¦ Zangiefs fluffy!! Guiles theme plays!!!
well wwe would be hella proud of this fluffy
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You do realize that, despite the scar, his right eye is fully functional, right?
Well, not really. Almost any human can lift someone whoās their equal in weight. In fact, you would have to be very out of shape if you couldnāt lift a person close to your own weight. Itās doing it with his TEETH that makes it impressive.
Me: āTo pick up an adult male opponent about your own size and hold him aloft using only your JAWS and NECK muscles?ā
You: No-one taught me reading comprehension, but I like to say near random things based on ignorance and unfounded confidence.
No itās not that. Itās the teeth. Fluffy teeth arenāt exactly strong or sharp. You dont often see dogs lifting other dogs up with just their teeth when they weigh the same. But I definitely donāt see an ordinary fluffy being that strong.
However, in the military, we have to be able to carry a guy within our weight on our shoulders. That actually makes sense. Iām not lifting that same dude with just my teeth. Something is going to break, either my teeth or his flesh.
Yeah I used to be a national medalist heavyweight greco roman wrestler so I may possibly have lifted up and held a guy my own size once or twice. And I worked as a fireman for a while. But military service is cool I guess in the way it teaches you absolutely everything about applied strength and biomechanics.
I was under the impression that one lifts using muscles, not teeth. Or maybe teeth are muscles in the military?
Now get over here and lift me high in the air, over your head, using only your combined neck and jaw strength. Iāll make it easy for you. You can bite down on a rope or a towel and Iāll hold onto that, so you donāt have to worry about my flesh tearing.
Dweeb.
Youāre silly.