-BIGGEST POOPIESSCREEEEEEEEEEE!!!- Shrieked the little blue and pink maned unicorn.
this was it, what little Starlight had been waiting for so desperately, her first babbehs ever with her special friend. the pain that stabbed at her special place almost wasn’t worth it but as her belly contracted to squeeze them out their first desperate hungry chirps made her forget about it. until the next contraction that is. but it was still worth it, the weeks spent foraging for nummies, the cold nights with out a roof over their heads, running away from home with your special friend the neighbor’s green pegasus with yellow mane. now her family was complete, she knew her mummah and daddeh were wrong to tell her no babbehs, she so badly wanted to be a mother she knew her babbehs would be the prettiest there ever was.
-keep pushin speciaw fwend! mow babbehs comin-
-Twying Toby! huff huff…HNNNNNNNSCREEEEEEEE! Babbehs…come…ouuuuuuut!.. hu hu huuuuu…-
with one last push and the worstest hurties ever from her special place the last three babbehs slid out and she felt her belly shrink enough at last for her to move again. Standing up in her nest of dried leaves and ripped up bits of cardboard, her leggies were wobbly from pain and exhaustion but there was still work to do. there were six little lumps covered in blood and afterbirth, chirping and squirming and in desperate need of licky cleanies and milkies. It was bitter, yucky and just plain gross and she nearly gagged a few times when she started but she loved them all so much and needed to see and smell them for the first time. Toby helped, he didn’t have to but he had to do something helpful and he was curious to see what they all looked like. A green filly pegasus with yellow mane, blue and pink maned uni colt, two red earthies filly and colt, a pink uni colt with yellow mane and finally a dull muted green and brown maned alicorn colt.
-Poopie munstah!- Shrieked Starlight -Ugwy poopie nu wan!- Kicking the alicorn from the nest.
Toby was shocked at what he saw, he had learned from fluff-TV when he had a home that all babbehs were good till proven otherwise. Sure wingie-pointies were scary but out here in the wild they could be useful.
-Nu! Aww babbehs am good!- Picking up the peeping alicorn. -Babbeh nee miwkies! An wuv! An mummah!- Holding out the foal.
-NU! Ugwy poopie munstah nu desewb any of dat!-
-Buh… Dis am Toby’s babbeh. NU wuv Toby’s babbeh? Nu wuv Toby?- eyes welling up.
Starlight let out an exhausted sigh, to tired from being in labor for the last two hours to argue and relented and nursed it but made it go last and got the least milkies. laying back down in her nest She cuddled with her newborns having chosen the blue uni colt as her bestest, keeping it nestled between her front leggies, the alicorn could barely stay near the outer edges. Toby let his new family rest and set out to find more nummies, the babbehs were going to need lots of milkies soon enough. As soon as Toby was out of sight Starlight opened one eye to the alicorn and pushed it out the nest. Leaving the safety of his hidden home, a sideways in ground steel drum used as a fire pit in a long abandoned moonshiner still site it was a short walk to the nearby apple orchard. Bright yellow sweet apples grew on these trees and they were in season, littering the ground by the bushel, he munched down on the nearest one then took another and trotted back to the nest. that’s how it went for the first few days, Starlight would give the alicorn the bare minimum of attention and food then flat out ignore him when as soon as Toby left. Then she got a wicked idea, she would hold the alicorn while he fed but kept him back just far enough for his tiny lips to just barely kiss the end of her teat and he would be lucky to get maybe a few sweet sweet drops on his tongue. As When Toby left she’d throw him in the poopie pile and make him eat his fill. She barely tolerated his existence for Toby’s sake but she made it no secret how much she hated him, often telling him so in front of Toby. Soon the foal’s eyes opened and her bestest was the first to say his first words, “mummah” and she couldn’t have had bigger heart happies. the last was the alicorn of course, he was skin and bones practically, covered in the poopies he was forced to eat and every time Toby found him that way another fight would breakout between him and Starlight.
-mmm…peep…cheep!..mmm…mummah…
-Shaddup ugwy poopie munstah!
-Nu caww babbeh munstah! Dummeh mawe!
Laying on his side the little sickly alicorn watched his parents fight, to weak and his tummy to full of hurties and poopies he couldn’t do anything to help but cry. the darky time came and he watched from outside the nest on the cold rusty steel, he parents now slept back to back instead of cuddling, the bestest baby slept on top of his mother. He could see it so clearly, mother’s milky places stretched to the point of bursting with milkies he needed so badly he forced himself to sit up and with a few dry heaves he vomited up as much of the poopies as he could. standing up on wobbly leggies he moved quietly as he could inching forward until after so many forevers he finally got his lips around the end of her teat and he drank deeply the sweet nectar of life and a mothers love. He drank till he felt like his tummy would pop open and he collapsed into the soft nest with a burp and fell into blissful sleep.
-Miwkie thief!- Shouted the little red colt kicking the alicorn with his back hooves.
the little alicorn woke from a sudden pain to his tummy as his brother kicked him nearly causing him to puke up last nights meal.
-Wai bwudda gif owwies? pwease nu! (OOF!) Onwy wan miwkies an wuv! Owwies! Hu hu huuu!-
-MUmmah! Mummah! Poopie munstah steew miwkies!- The little colt tattled.
Starlight started to stir as the red colt continued to yell and started to stomp on the alicorn’s head as he pleaded for mercy.
-Miwkie thief gon git foweva sweepies in da poopie piwe!-
-Nu! Nuhuhuuuu Pwease nu mowe huwties! NUUUUUUU!-
The alicorn covered his head as best he could, eyes closed, he wished it would stop, wished so hard his horn started to feel funny. the red colt paused for the briefest second seeing the alicorn’s horn start to glow and tingle and with a sudden burst of force the red foal flew through the air and hit the steel barrel wall ringing it like a gong. his body slid to the ground and the adults woke with a start looking around in the morning light for the source of the noise. When Starlight saw the blood splatter on the wall streaking down to the limp body at the bottom on the outside of the nest and she went into hysterics.
-Wed babbeh! Wed Babbeh pwease wakies fow mummah!.. Wed babbeh? …sniff… huuuu… pwease wakies nao… HU HU HUUUUU Babbeh am foweva sweepies! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuhuhuhu!-
the little alicorn had no idea what had happened but he could see the fading light of his horn and knew his brother’s death was his doing. while the rest of his family huddled around the body he slunk off back behind the poopie pile and hid as best he could. his little mind raced with what happened over and over, he did it. He. Did. It. he had power… Magic! His mother treated him so bad because he was an ugly monster and she encouraged his siblings to do the same. it has planted a seed in his heart that burned and grew with every time he thought of his mother, she was supposed to love and hug and feed him and every time she did the opposite he hated her more. Then there was his sibling, to them he was their favorite punching bag, everyday they left his with new owwies and sore spots from all the bucking and kicking. the only one who seemed to defend him at all was his daddeh and he did a poor job at that constantly being gone bringing back apples for his greedy mummah to eat and deny him milkies. Things were going to change soon, he was going to force it to happen, but first he needed to get bigger and stronger and figure out his magick. and for that he needed more milkies until his teeth grew in. For the rest of the day he hid behind the poopie pile keeping out of sight and mind and with four high spirited foals to attend to that wasn’t hard. every darkie time after that he would hide and sleep all bright time and sneak up and feed all night, thankful his mummah was a heavy sleeper, he’d take his fill,wait awhile and drink some more.
Early one morning when he had been asleep for only an hour or so he was awoken to his mother’s pleading screams. Groggily he stumbled out from around the poopie pile and stood at the end of the barrel and watched. not far near the nearby riverside he saw his mother pleading with a wild raccoon as it dunked the little pink uni colt in the river and started to eat him by ripping out his throat first. He felt a perverse sense of pleasure in watching his brother get nummed, his brother had tried to give him bad huggies a few times but they were both too small to even preform the act. Then his heart sank, Toby came running tackling the munstah and it retaliated with teeth and claws to Toby’s face.
-Daddeh NUUUUUU!!- The alicorn bolted from the barrel.
the raccoon had Toby on his back biting and clawing and suddenly like an invisible foot kicking the beast the coon went flying into the river with a surprised “skreee”. His left eye clawed open, right ear torn off and claw marks over most of his face Toby was surprised to be alive. rolling to his side he saw the alicorn foal in an aggressive stance, the glow of his horn starting to fade, the whole family slack jawed at the sight of him. He had gotten big for three week old, a good inch taller and wider than his siblings, he had noticed that his green pegasus sister had been nummed as well, only a leggy remaining. No heart hurties there.
-Muh-muh-munstah babbeh haf magic! Munstah take foweva sweepies!- Starlight shouted.
Rearing back to stomp the alicorn Starlight was struck in the face by the same unseen force and knocked onto her back. She could feel the boo-boo juice start to trickle from her nose as she looked down to her milkie places and saw the alicorn bite down on the end of her nipple and began to suckle hard. He never broke his fierce eye contact with her, his horn still glowing the entire time asserting his dominance over the food supply. She never felt so angry before and as she tried to sit up the give sorry hoofies to the munstah she got hit in the face again, knocking out a tooth and giving her a fat lip. His gums had been sore for days as his teeth started to grow in and when he finally let go he had left teeth marks in the teat.
-BURRRRRPP!!.. Dis am Babbehs miwkie pwace nao! Babbeh git miwkies when eva babbeh wans ow git mowe hewties!
-Why minstah babbeh gif hewties to good mummah?! Hu hu huuu… onwy haf two good babbehs weft.-
-Ou am dummeh bad mummah! Dummeh do what babbeh say fwom nao on! Noa gif wicky cweanies!- Walking around to her head. -NAO!- His horn glowing brighter.
Hesitantly at first Starlight stuck out her tongue and licked every bit of poopies off the alicorn foal, Toby just sat in stunned silence as the alicorn gave himself a good shake and returned to the nest. Curling up in the nest he took in a deep relaxing breath and went back to sleep, Toby looked to the nest then back to Starlight who wept and cuddled her last two other foals, he whispered one word.
-Munstah.-
For the rest of the week the little alicorn slept in the nest taking the bestest’s spot on top of his mummah. the special friends stopped fighting and cuddled once again in their sleep much to the alicorn’s delight thinking he had fixed his family at last. While the other babbehs fearfully played with their brother the couple watched with big forced hostage smiles while desperately whispering ideas back and forth on how to escape. But none could come up with one, he never let all of them out of his sight at once and he slept on Starlight so they couldn’t leave in the night. they were trapped. One day while they slept the sound of humans talking woke the little alicorn as well as his daddeh who had barely able to sleep at all from the stress of his new realization.
“See? Its still here. We just put the still on top and we’re set to go!”
“An you say nobody knows it’s here?”
“Any cop that did retired years ago. My grandpa used t’make shine here for years.”
“Alright, let prep the site, clear the barrel an I’ll level out the dirt for the thumper an worm rigs, that river looks perfect too. You brought the pump right?”
A man’s head looked inside the barrel and saw the family starting to stir so he started banging on the side with a bat making them all make scaredy poopies as they all ran out. the little alicorn rode in his mummah’s scruff with the rest behind him, his daddeh behind Starlight making sure she got to safety only to take a bat to his side sending him flying. The sudden scream from Toby made her jump, accidentally bucking her bestest babbeh from her back breaking both left leggies when it hit the ground as it cheeped and screeched for his mummah. She just kept running while howling about how sorry she was and how bad a mummah she was and even faster when she heard the cries stop with a wet thump. she ran and ran till her little leggies felt like they would fall off stopping at last in a part of the forest she had never been to before, she didn’t even know which way it was to the orchard now. She wandered for days trying to find nummies and a new place to nest, trying to find the most hidden spot to sleep, the alicorn still rode on her back almost too big to easily carry anymore and made his sissy walk at her mummah’s side. Both now big enough to eat solid food now the alicorn still drank her milkies greedily until she was dry and couldn’t make any more still riding her back. She found little to nothing to eat and soon all their tummies were empty and hurting, then one day they caught something in the air, a sweet, spicy, meaty aroma that triggered something in their preprogrammed brains. Sketties. following their noses for what seemed like all bright time to the edge of the woods the saw a large strange bush in a small clearing with a pathway at the bottom they could just walk in easily. the path was a short tunnel with a metal chain-link door that easily pushed up and open when Starlight butted her head into it to get in, it dropped shut as soon as she was in. it was now too late to escape when they realized it was a trap and the door didn’t budge when they tried to get through, stuck and surrounded by dozens of ferals.
-Wook! Dummeh mawe haf poopie munstah babbeh! Giv it foweva sweepies!- Shouted a blue unicorn stallion.
That very moment the same stallion started to choke and wheeze as his body lifted off the ground then went crashing into the herd. the little alicorn stood defiantly before the stunned herd his horn glowing brightly ready to go again. nobody moved in the silent stand off all day and as the sun was almost setting the sound of wheels on dirt road got them to look around for the source. a metal door opened and shut then seconds later a barky munstah popped it’s head over the side of the bush barking loudly scaring the poopies out of all of them.
“Odin! Heal! Down boy, not yet.” A human voice called out to the barky munstah.
A tall thin human with long face fluff under his nose looked into the pen and noticed the muted green alicorn weanling squaring off with an entire herd of ferals.
“Ugly little shit aren’t ya? Bet yer a mean shit-rat too.” The human smirked.
-Nu am poopie-munstah!- The little alicorn shouted directing his magic at the human.
the human’s head knocked back and he shouted out a series of curse words and held his nose then checked his hand for signs of blood, there was none but it still hurt like hell.
“You little fucker! (Sniff!) You’re telekinetic.” Checking his nose again. “Oh this is my lucky day.” A disturbing smile spreading across his face. “I got plans for you.”