*This* but Fluffies (an Idea Thread)

Chinesse enfie traps - Set up a mare doll with a finger trap in the vagina. Stallion inserts member and cannot pull it out again and becomes trapped (unless they lose their penis).


Soylent green, but fluffies being made into kibble for fluffies.


A double sided dunk tank. A regular fluffy on one side and a water fluffy on the other. If you shoot a target the plane shifts and one gets shifted to their ideal environment and the other is deprived. ex: Hit the target and the sea fluffy is pulled from water and regular fluffy is pulled out.

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Remember when you were a kid and easily influenced by media?
If you and your brothers watched pro wrestling, you would all spend hours jumping on couches and making mighty poses. If you watched a karate movie absolutely everything in the house got chopped and kicked.
I think fluffies would do the same. Especially if they were watching cartoons made for human kids rather than for fluffies.
For instance, I think fluffies that watched Rikki Tikki Tavi would zip around the house “hunting cobras” and attacking loose socks

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St patrick, but driving the fluffies out of ireland instead of snakes

Maybe it was just a smarty named patrick and the church recognized their deed of causing all the fluffies to die off that they made him a saint. xD


I still think single comic panels with misleading porn titles is a hilarious idea and needs to be done.

ex: Two thick stallions ride my ass - Panel: two obese spoiled fluffies being placed onto a donkey to ride in a circle.

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Troll fluffies… Being butchered like pigs. . . Industrial abuse.

What sort of Troll do you mean? The term has a hundred different variations

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The monster type that regenerates if you dont deal fire/acid damage.

Though cause they’re fluffies the only visual indicator would be the mane as a joke reference to the pencil topper trolls cause fluffies tend to be lame compared to anything they’re based off of.


This but a crack fluffy stealing a window ac unit and riding a childs tricycle away (to sell both for more crack)

This but fluffies

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This, but fluffies:

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They’re Made out of Poop

Replace each instance of “meat” with “poop”, along with other fluffy-centric terms

I want fluffy skeet. But instead of the fluffys being shot, its fluffies that are the munitions shot. Granted I suppose they could be the ammo and the targets. ~shoots mother with their foal from slingshot ~

Potato launcher is better.

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April fools day.

Aka - April foals day. Help control the spring fluffy population by stealing foals and prank some people/fluffies with said foals.


Fluffy hide welcome mats.

Or just fluffies that have been made flat.


Fluffy asmr.

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Joes apartment movie, but with micro fluffies.

Whether its that joe breeds micros as a side hustle - que interactions between talking roaches and fluffies.

At which point have it be sentient roaches x micro fluffy shenanigans. Or replace the roaches with feral micros entirely

Something about sentient roaches riding micro fluffies and ranching them in the walls amuses me. :slight_smile:


I imagine the micros would have a slight bit of transition from calling the roaches monsters to calling them ‘buggy daddeh’ due tot heir inability to tell roaches apart.

But now im picturing micros making requests of their bug owners.

“Can fwuffies pwease go to pwace wewe make gud bweathies?”

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Remove the handle, attach a drill

Enf the drill, slap a 88’ honda cr250rr into that thing

19000 rpm of angery fluffo peeling noises

Also This but of course… Fluffies

A fluffy kibble served in a single serving container. The straw is penis flavored and the kibble in a container is like bobba tea but without the liquid. Call it ‘special lumps’ or something. “Wow, mowe fwuffy suck on dese wumps dah mowe miwkies it make!” Until all thats left is a shriveled husk that they either eat or spit out.


Two kibble ideas I couldn’t think of names for so I gave up writing the story.
(1) First temporarily transitions a mare to stallion for a day (tits become huge ‘lumps’ and their vagina un-inverts into a peen.) with a 5% compounding chance of side effects like cancer/sterility etc each time its used.
(2) A Hyena rna dosed kibble that gives mares the ability to create a pseudo peen. For breeders trying to keep their mares sexual urges under control. It may also give them predator teeth and matriarchal urges/harems but meh.


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Dummeh baby brand mosquitos. Just unleash one of these in your stuck up mares safe room and her next batch of foals will all be ‘dummeh’.

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Im picturing a bit of industrial abuse. A sub portion of a factory line where dehaired (and probably delimbed) fluffies are lowered groin first into a substance that not only dissolve their dick and balls but that melted portion then solidifies later after processing into gummy dick & balls.

The rest of the fluffy is then used for other things. Though admittedly a factory that then just disposes of the fluffy after like wasteful bastards is also hilarious.