Toots' new shirt (awfulfawn)

How did a shit eater get so big and chubby? Is it bloat? You know, the thing that kills horses.

I commented earlier, but he’s clearly well fed, so I assume he gets food other than poop, I think his owner is just a piece of shit who likes to humiliate Toots sometimes

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reading this to the tune of “born to be wild”

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Looks like a poor suffering baby who need a new home!

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He does! Someone should launch a mission to steal him and give him a nice bath and lots of hugs and yummy food

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Why use the waffle stomp method when a fluffy is right there!

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Such a nice, well-fitting shirt! But that’s a fluffy who looks like he doesn’t appreciate all the trouble his owner went to. Tsk tsk tsk. Sounds like a job for the poopies-funnel.

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Don’t be sad little guy. You could be living in a box down by the litter box.

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The font choice is actually amazing, it really feels like an actual product that would be sold in Hasbio stores lmao

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