Worth his Weight in Skettis (TG_89)

Adoption…with the twist of the skettis is coated with a parsley pesto sauce which makes the mare forcibly abort/miscarriage her own brood

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I love the idea of the sacrificial foal surviving but Mummah and the rest of her brood aren’t so lucky. Poopie gets a nap in a warm, safe spot with a stuffy friend and all the milkies he could ever want, Mummah gets poisoned sketties to make poisoned milkies.

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Alternatively the machine kills both

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Grind up the foal for ‘sketties’ and add a dash of fluffycide seems the simplest method.

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I would say Extra Lethal. Poopie gets ground up into sketties laced with a slow-acting poison. Kills any other foals that drink the mummah’s milk, and mummah also dies later. This prevents the fluffies from connecting the deaths to the sketti machine, even though they’re probably too stupid for that anyway lol.

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Lethal. The ones that turn the foals into the meat for the sketti is the best!

This is a really fab piece. Love the composition, the movement, the narrative. Great work!

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It would be a better method of population control, a mother can always have more babies, but if you eliminate the mother, you take out of circulation an almost infinite foal generator, well thought out.

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6-8 Weeks Later…
“Hey Frank, can you tell me again why we fill the Foals-For-Nummies™ machine with fluffy shit?”
Sigh Like I said before, this isn’t regular fluffy shit but fluffy shit force fed to the fluffy who shat that shit over 8 times.”
“I know Frank, I just want to know why we specifically use fluffy shit that has been reshat multiple times.”
“Oh, well turns out that each time fluffy shit is consumed and shat by a fluffy, it gets even shittier each time it goes through the digestive track. By forcing the specialized shit-fermenter fluffies to only consume the shit that they shat, we maximize the toxicity of fluffy shit so that not even the most hardened of poopie-nummers can withstand such shit.”
“Okay, but how do we even convince those technocolor retards to eat imbred shit?”
“Easy, we simply spary some Trust Me, It’s Skettie™ scent on it and let the magic happen.”
“Makes sense but what ever happens to the foals deposited into the machines in the first place?”
“We just force-feed the foals to the shit-fermenters to start the whole shit cycle again.”

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If the entry way were bigger, I’d shove the mom in too.

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Lethal to cut meatball costs, and the sketti sauce includes a healthy dose of Nevah-More-Mummah™.

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Given the wounds on the foal, lethal for mare, and either adoption or gentle lethality (with stuffy friend) for the foal.

I personally like to think there is a pit at the bottom where all the babies fight to the death to see who gets adopted.

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neither, the machine doesn’t work and it doesn’t give skettis but the foal is stuck there.

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Adoption but the mummah refuses to believe otherwise

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The artwork is absolutely beautiful :sunglasses:

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It is. I forgot to say that. The colours are neat.

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Adoption for the brown ones

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Now this is the best fluffy art I’ve seen in a while. Keep up the good work

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Foal gets a good home and “skettis”, bad mummah gets doused with water. Fluffy pony drowns.

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Sketti Machine, Lethal

Although i hope the machine makes sure to burn the fur off completely cos…

Poopie Sketti :eww: even the street rats have standereds. you gotta be pretty desperate to stoop to such levels.

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