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Use the tongue for those stubborn bits between the grooves.
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One time use doormat.
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wheres the other 1000 applications
i fell and pages with them was taken by the wind.
QUEST ADDED
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QUEST ADDED: Gone with the Wind
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Live fluffy as doormat:
- Not very flat
- Will whine about it
- Might shit or piss everywhere
- Might bleed if you apply too much pressure
Tanned fliuffy skin as doormat:
- Lies flat
- Can’t whine, talk back, piss, or shit
- Still easily damaged but won’t bleed
- Lots of other parts can be eaten, turned into fertilizer, etc.
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- just lies there
- boring af
- can’t assert your dominance
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