Tried to make this look like a greentext failed miserably
be dark eldar
be… dark… eldar…
fuck
go to the suffering chambers to feel better
we have new toys
ohshitsweet.commorragh
they are little horse like creatures
Intreging
they suffer well
Fox-hoarder has found the best method to make the males suffer
remove their testicles slowly
I love it
and apparantly there is a whole planet producing these things now
boys I think I know where we’re raiding next
be a cultist
no not the dead one
one thats part of the counter attack
apparantely theres space marines here
dontseeone.blessing
die like a dumbass to a LAS rifle
what did I do wrong /tg/
be fwuffy
namsie am stowne wogue
am bestest smartie
dummeh hoomins nu come after hewd
day kiww aww da kompo-tishwun
herd am gonna gib dem da wowsest huwties
fow Slaaneash
be Lucas
MY FLUFFY IS NOW CALLED JEROME
my happiness is boundless
now I am only 150 IKm from the govenour
I have been spreading the influence of Slaanesh on my way
lollollollollollol.corruption
be civillian
aww a cute vibrant ponnie
myeyes.emperah
was there always a cavity in my chest
die horribly
feels bad man
be Necron warrior 276
just killed an organic
whatever.vaporise
kill the vibrant creature
go back underground
Ijustwantedtosleep.obelisk
be Caligula once more
just finnished clearing out the building
ohwelltimetohelpmyallies.holyseal
apparentally this planet is also a tomb world
ohwellnothingImnotusedto.dsmc
kill fifteen cultistst before reaching the trench line
another company has joined our ranks
thanktheemperor.prayer
kill another twenty seven heretics in a missfire
anotherdayintheguardbaby.LASgun
mfw I realise that I have the most kills in my unit
commisars giving me damn good compition however
/tg/ do you think this is gonna net me a medal or something
be tau
finally arrive
and the gue’ron’sha are here too
great.greatergood
go to the other side of the arid planet
this must be where the chaotic gue’la are
maybe we can get them to join the greater good
only one way to find out
be the arch heretic of Backwaterus Maximus
I am the one who started this all
we almost won
and then we lost that city
we’re so low on daemons and cultists now we might actually lose
wait tau are here really and they want us… to join… them
timetojointhembutgetthemtojoinus.pleasure
be me
be the govenors 7th daughter/18 child
be an absoloute slut
cantwaitformorecock.spoilt
hear about Slaanesh
they have alot of drugs and sex
so gonna join it like wow
I’m getting so horny just thinking about it
be Lucas yet again
still stuck as a daemonette
amItechnicallyfutanow.cursed
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
at least I’ve still got the chosen fluffy
thefluffiesarespreadinglikewildfire.corruption
hear a slut calling through the warp for Slaanesh
Ivegotnewpowersnowwow.daemon
focus in on her
teleport thanks to warp
didmyfluffyactasawarpbatteryjustnow.heresy
am now in the whores room
hang on a second
its one of the goveners daughters
myfuckingluck.chaos
tell her I can give her what she desires we just need to do somethings first
things just got x1,000 easier /tg/
be me
be yet another different cultist
be part of the last wave charging the enemy possition
die like an idoit to that fucking comisar
get resurected
get killed by THAT FUCKING GUARDSMAN
fml
soul gets consumed by daemons
so hows your day going /tg/
be fwuffy
fwuffy mansie am Bwoodwoodwisen
spushul fwend am awisenweaf
hab suu many heawt happies an babbehs
hewd suu big nu wun eben notiwce babbehs bein’ enfie babbehs
as sayw suu many heawt happis
be THAT FUCKING GUARDSMAN AGAIN otherwise known as Calligula
the heretics have been repelled
thanktheemperor.protects
now me and the marines have to slaughter more of those fluffy creatures
wait
oh
oh no
OH
OH NO
theres more comming from far behind our lines
me and the marines will set up a deffensive line to stop them meeting up with the fluffies here
if they do meet it’ll be a disaster
we’ve also called up the bolter bitches
we need all the weapons we can get
be a SoB
burn you filth
be a Sister of Battle
anyone who makes lewd art of us shall be burnt as a Slaaneshi heretic
get called away from purging genestealers to purging heretics
Slaaneshi heretics
we will be arriving with a munitions shipment
apperantly in just 10 hours they have gone through 2 million rounds of ammunition
whatevers happening there is clearly interesting
be Tzeench
take credit for all this
Justasplanned.warp
be Domilus
the rats come endlessly
emperor help us, if you do not we will die
its only been half an hour and we’re almost out of ammo
request an orbital bombardment to by us time
yes right there
no the are no civilians there
look its just Slaaneshi spawn and heretics ok
bombarment starts
the guardsman tells us too leave two marrines in the trench
I select brothers Mellowus and Dramaticus
the rest of us will clear out other daemon controlled buildings
Be G7D
things are, like, totaly going great
a, like, representative of Slaanesh came
they’re such a cute Gal
and they have this, like, cute mini ponie with them
start making summoning circles and feeling great
be Lucas
turns out this fluffy can corrupt things to Slaanesh
sweet.heretic
corrupt the…
I’m not even going to guess the age but its between 17-43
Slut lets just go with slut
oh well doesn’t matter
she notices my phalla-
oh GOD NO SHE WANTS SEX NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK
tell her that can happen after these riuals are prepared
dogded a bullet there Lucas
be the Cannoness
finally fucking land near a firing line
its manned by two space marines
emperorwhy.sevitor
they loot the ammo and tell us to charge towards the creatures
aparantly they’re heresy
saynomore.holyfire
“BURN THEM MY SISTERS”
and they burned burned burned like ring of fire
be the arch traitor of Backwaterus Maximus again
negotiations have gone well with the tau
they have granted us “religious Liberties” and protection for Joining the Tau
playedthemlikeagoddamnedlute.darkgods
gonnacorruptthemfromtheinsideout.heresy
well while I’m snorting cocaine they’ll be the ones dying on the frontline and not us for once
feels good man
be fwuffy ‘gain
be stowne wogue
paiwn
jus’ kiww fwuffy aww weady
pwease nu weabe awi-
be Domilus
just crushed one of the creatures heads
at least it is dead
for every five I kill one thousand take its place
this hive is almost eliminated
one of the creatures begs it life
says its name is “wast nu weast”
kill it anyway
fuckingheresy.purging
be cannoness once more
fuckfuckfuck.cantpurgefastenough
those space marines tried to kill us
lost twenty sisters so far to the horde they just swamp over you and drown you
uptoourfuckingwaistsnow.cursed
ran out of flamer fuel five minutes in
saved by orbital bombardment launching me out
mysistersaredeadarentthey.faith
be Calligula
just five buildings left
an Adeptus Sororitas has joined our squad
informs me that her unit is dead
declare that she should go back with the two marines to deffend the rear line
send of the near dead Colliminimus to the field medicae
Creatures knocked him out and tried to fuck him
whysoheretical.fear
emperor damn it each time it gets harder and harder to push into theese
oh well
be Claus
ok there are basically no more heretics so we can focus on-
what the fuck
great now some xenos scum is working with the heretics
its Tau no less
killme.vox
fully charge up a shot
accidenally blast away a manta
emperorguidedshotmotherfucker.blessed
be planetary Govenor
everything has gone to shit
there are no longer front lines and heresy roams free
fuck
well cassulty wise
80 spess marins
99.8% of all sisters of battle
2 trillion PDF/Civillians (I mean theres basically no difference at this point)
2,000 Guardsman
ok the Guard casualties are reasonable
occational metal man sightings with glowing green sygils
whatever.rich
wait. Whats in this report…
be civilian
get swamped by uncanny-valley daemons
almost die
feel a change
soo much happiness
parts of my bowdy are replaced/gwown over by their fluff
one of my eyes becowmes wike theiws
fwuffy hoomin am bestes Hoomin
go back to being Planetary Govenor
holy Emperor no
these creatures turn people into one of their own
order a Naval strike on the supposed location of origin
a local eatery
apparantally I was bang on and more are not spawning from there
thanktheEmperor.hope
and to my knowlege there are only thirty odd of these hybrid creatures
Be a new Slaaneshi cult member
believe these new fluffies are a gift from Slaanesh
see these new hybrids
that is our cult to become these hybrids
with enough prayers slaanesh grants our wish
am one of the few left unchanged so I must recruit more
Praise be to Slaanesh
Be the cannoness
be shooting into the endless horde
hear something specific from the horde
hewwo sista
what in emperors name
OH HOLY EMPEROR NO BURN IT KILL IT I WANT IT DEAD
throw a melta bomb at at as it deis it yes out “wai huwt sis(sie)(ter)” in a combination of the two voices
thank the emperor they are now dead
maytheirsoulrest.purityseal
be Lucas
need no explenation
summoning portals are done just need to activating
the whore is now part mansion
IfIwastzeentcheandaemonitwouldbe.justasplanned
these portals need a sacrifice however
use my (seamingly) warp connected pall to yank the sluts soul out replace it with a daemon
use her soul to activate the portals
shouldgetmorehelpnow.daemon
wait
its just more fluffy creatures
am I the only Daemon on this plannet
fml.cursed
be a child
I keep trying to run but my legs are weak
I’ve collapsed
the horde will kill me soon
deathisprefferabletocorruption.peasant
be me
be a scout for 2nd backwaterus infantry
the first is still enroute
be watching civillians fall back
the govenor demands reports on the situation
more of those creatures keep showing up
see a child fall over
sorrybud.remorse
the horde over takes him
oh emperor no
it emirges once more
it looks like the adults but
gonnabesick.emperorprotects
they’re bulbus now
filled with those creatureand oh emperor
one is putruding fom their…
one of their facial oriffices
and its mouth is still free spouting the ussual drivil
well time to tell the Planetary Governor
be Claus
I have reason to belive that the Tau forces are only a reconnosance troop
since for one their empire is on the other side of the imperium
and two we’ve killed only about one hundred of them and now their basically no-where to be seen
how the space marine doing
one of their hearts are damaged and their third lung had burst
betcher’s gland?
intact
Black carapaceis slightly damaged
oh wel
better to be damaged than dead
be Domilus
we have naught but one structure left to clear
the daemons have almost been purged from this area
this is good
now then let us finnish the job
be the planetary govenor
order remaining forces to congregate around the palace, spaceport and a corridor between the two
wait the creatures have breached the palace
ok just the spaceport
use my hidden tunnel to escape to the space port
time to evacuate the planet
when we’ve evacuated I’ll call in an Inquisitor to exterinatus the planet
be bwudda bwobbimus
am suu funnies
mowve suu fasties
am goona get chu guawdsmun
tee hee 'ou am foweba sweepies nao
oopsie
am goona gu tuu da spacie-pot
gonna maek suu many neu fwends
Be Domilus
the scourge has been cleared
two of the last called them selves “Bwoodwoodwisen” and “Awisenweef” before being purged
the radio operating guardsman has informed hi unit that we are to fall back to the spaceport
we, however, are surrounded and cut off
we ask our strike cruiser for assistance
no transports as they are being used for the evacuation
however they can send down a land raider for transport
well looks like we’re going cuising men
and canoness
be Lucas
well the daemonette is being weird
and scaring the fluffies
mainly by screaching in pain
no idea what that’s about
oh well
hear an evac is taking place
leave My fluffy here to guard over these adorable things
make my up to the govenors room
asecretexitisopen.lenny
since I’m still using my original body I can tone down the traits since this is basically still possetion at this point
find some of the govenors clothes and put them on
time to join the evacuees
be calligula
land raider just dropped
most of the squads are dead
just me, the marines, the three feild medicae, the commisar, the canoness and some guardsmen
so all in all thats thirteen troops
mount up into the land raider
no driver
as one of the doors were descending it got blown off
well ok go into the front with the commisar, Dolimus, Melowus (driver), and Dramaticus (co driver)
the remaining group (the medicae and their patient, the canoness, the other four marines and the guardsmen)
time to get rolling
be me
be a PDF Gaurdsman
just finnished moving into the new possition
Iameffectivallyaveteranatthispoint.dissposable
the planetary govenor has just reached here
well ok
told to hold the line
thatswhatIdidforthepast13hoursalone.suicide
request food
asked when I last ate
before this conflict started
given TWO nutribars
Now I feel like a heroe of the imperium
be me, a tau scout
the gue’la retreat
well now
they also seem to be running in fear of something
what could that be
a sea tiny multi-colored creatures
what else
no…
hybrids between them and the creatures
the Etherial must know
I must not Fai-
BE THE CANONESS
I KILLED ONE OF THOSE XENO SCUM
apparantelly they are called tau
NONE CAN WITHSTAND MY FURY OR MY BOLTER
ESPICIALLY WHILE HANGING OUT OF THE RIGHT SIDE
soon the tracks of this grand stallion SHALL BE RED WITH BLOOD AND MULTICOLOURED WITH THEIR FUR
be a random cultist shagging in the govenors palace
feelsgoodman.cum
sniff some more warp dust
FEELS GREAT MAN
hear something
a screaching of sorts
what could it be
be the Planetary govenor
evac of civillians is under way
receive word that my Palace has been destroyed
well thats at least one good thing
the tau have also started their advance
strike cruiser fire too slow their advance
thank the emperor they can
Be Claus
effectivaly just discussing what the fuck is going on
the guardsman is apparantaly called Calligula
so that means me Calligula and Bomilus are in deep discusion
The Vox operator has informed us of abbominations between these creatures
time to keep moving I guess
and the docs say that soon the space maine taking up the most space will be awake soon
order the Vox op to tell the commander of all ground forces of our presence
only time shall tell of our survival