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After a fluffy, a pet rock is probably a literal breath of fresh air.
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Quiet, cleans up after itself, learns lessons, doesn’t have a pre-programmed library of pathetic mannerisms and behaviors designed to trigger parental/filial sympathies, can be used to weigh down papers while it keeps you company at your desk…
It’s really a much better pet.
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You can use a fluffy to weigh down papers too. It just needs to be plugged and pillowed.