A close shave (carniviousduck)

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perfect, just needs a little aftershave for those cuts

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(Dips foal in egg)
(Dips foal in breadcrumbs)
(Tosses foal in frying pan coated in olive oil)
(Fries until the breadcrumbs coating the foal are golden-brown)
(Puts foal in baking dish filled with tomato sauce)
(Covers foal in mozzarella)
(Bakes for 25 minutes in a 425 degree oven)

“Tada! A delicious meal!”

(Eats foal, foal is still alive and in agony)

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Birds need it to build their nests, dont be so selfish

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Took your fluff because fuck you that’s why

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Someone else more deserving needs it. Only good fluffies deserve their fluff.

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Because you got gum in it, you clueless halfwit.

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fun game idea!
shave a whole fluffy herd,and told everyone that ONE OF THEM is a popy fluffy and they have to find out who it is,until they found out who you will keep cutting their hair,plus te one who found it will have a lifetime suply of sketty and a family
the thing is
all of them are brown

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Better choice, none of them are poopie and they all think each other is lying.

Also, make it easier by giving them hair loss pills in their food.

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I read a few other stories where fluffies are apparently crispy and tender after only a little cooking. I almost wish i had an abuse side so i could try this recipe.

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i dont remember needing a reason? i bought you and being a toy im allowed to do what i wish with you.

You thought you had rights? what a weird product you are :index_pointing_at_the_viewer:

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Seeing em shaved is always welcome sight.
Their pretty if is all they got and shaving it off is a nice “fuck you”

I like how it seems uncertain of whether it’s onwy a wittwe babbeh or not.

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Now he’s bald, i 'am wanna dress him up in the most humiliating cltohes possible.

Idea’s anyone?

It works with chicken too.

Shaving the fluff lets you see its tears glide down its spotty flesh better. Mm, visual confirmation of misery yes good good

Alright little guy! Back out into the snow you go!

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Sorry about that, little guy. You wouldn’t have gotten scuffed up like you did if you held still.

Hahahaha hilarious!