I think he is the best dark lord I’ve seen in a long time
… - reads the wanted poster - … was there a mistake… cause i was sent to fight a dark lord not a fluff lord … ( anyone gets that wc ref ya know who said it )
“Sir I think we are getting an IDC from the fluffies that invaded the base during our last flashback episode, what should I do?” - Walter the gate guy
“oh for crying out loud… I told you not to give them anything…” - Oniell
“I want 3 Mk19 Naquadria enriched nukes prepared for immediate use. Get ordinance down here.” - Hammobd
*dork lard
We messed it up, bury everthing…
Complete desperation move when no other hosts are available.
Kinda feel sorry for the goa’uld here
Time to blow up another sun.
Imagine the horror if one had to incubate in a mare’s womb and the confusion of the mare it’s riding shotgun inside.
“Mummuh nu wan munstah tummeh babbehs. Munstah nummed tummy babbehs, hu hu huuu.”
He’s less of a dark lord, and more of a dim lord.
You mean like a fluffy Jaffa?
Fiwst Pwime gif sowwy hoofies!
Id 3D print the fuck out of serpent guard armor for a fluffy
what the …
A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a fluffy meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The fluffy’s nose drips.
I absolutely fucking love this.
Or the start of a characteristically cruel palace coup