A cruel Goa'uld joke (carniviousduck)

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I think he is the best dark lord I’ve seen in a long time

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… - reads the wanted poster - … was there a mistake… cause i was sent to fight a dark lord not a fluff lord … ( anyone gets that wc ref ya know who said it )

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“Sir I think we are getting an IDC from the fluffies that invaded the base during our last flashback episode, what should I do?” - Walter the gate guy

“oh for crying out loud… I told you not to give them anything…” - Oniell

“I want 3 Mk19 Naquadria enriched nukes prepared for immediate use. Get ordinance down here.” - Hammobd

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*dork lard

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We messed it up, bury everthing…

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Complete desperation move when no other hosts are available.

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Kinda feel sorry for the goa’uld here

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Time to blow up another sun.

Imagine the horror if one had to incubate in a mare’s womb and the confusion of the mare it’s riding shotgun inside.

“Mummuh nu wan munstah tummeh babbehs. Munstah nummed tummy babbehs, hu hu huuu.”

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He’s less of a dark lord, and more of a dim lord.

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You mean like a fluffy Jaffa?

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Fiwst Pwime gif sowwy hoofies!

Id 3D print the fuck out of serpent guard armor for a fluffy

what the …
tealc

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A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a fluffy meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The fluffy’s nose drips.

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I absolutely fucking love this.

Or the start of a characteristically cruel palace coup