Proceeds to give it one, tootsie roll.
if im having a good day id give it a handful of candy, if im having a bad day id put a fucking razorblade in a reeses cup and put it in its bucket, trick or treat!!
They can have a single jolly rancher for their efforts
Hang on, I think I have a single piece of Nerds under my couch.
His name would be Slowpoke
That’s more generous than most would be.
I LOVE nerds candy!
He gets all of my leftover candy corn.
Idiot got too lazy to come all the way back to his owner’s house.
Looks so pathetic I actually feel bad for the wee shit
Take advantage and give it some good enfis in exchange for some nummis
I’d give it a little something. Took the time to put together a costume after all. Its got the spirit.
Invite him in, clean him, feed him, get him neutered, give him to my sister as a gift. (She loves animals and can parent well.)
If fluffies can have Reese cups id give him the rest of them I have
Ask him the old ‘Aww, and what are you supposed to be, little guy?’ And then kick his pail away when he drops it to answer.
and it just fucking chokes on it as soon as it puts the tootsie roll in its mouth LMAO
Jokes on the pathetic teeth. One bite and it teeth would either shatter or be ripped out.
I’m new to this, so can anybody show me how to save inages
It’s something that I think would last awhile whether part of a nest stockpile, or to a fluffy, the simple act of chewing.